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Rep. Aaron Schock: ‘Wow, There’s a Lot On That Stick. I Really Enjoyed That’

Rep. Aaron Schock, the House’s abs wonder, didn’t fail to deliver on last night’s phallic episode of Top Chef D.C.. (Spoilers ahead.)

Schock was there to judge toothpick’d foods, and it turns out he only enjoyed edibles made by other men. Huh!

He tells Kevin about how he couldn’t stop thinking about what he put in his mouth. He tells Anngelo his dish “was like fireworks in my mouth.” And Steven gets this ultimate compliment: “Wow, there’s a lot on that stick. I really enjoyed that.”

So that wasn’t awkward or anything.

By:           Ryan Tedder
On:           Jul 29, 2010
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  • 36 Comments
    • Qjersey
      Qjersey

      I’d lose a ‘gay off’ with him as the competition.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chitown Kev
      Chitown Kev

      Queen!

      Of course, that whole episode was gay as all get out!

      And I am schocked, SCHOCKED I tell you, that Miss Aaron didn’t pick the tuna as the winner!

      Jul 29, 2010 at 11:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawson
      Dawson

      Just like any good “non-gay” dude he picks the hottest guy to win as well.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chitown Kev
      Chitown Kev

      “Gettin’ your liquor and your meat all on one toothpick is pretty clever.”

      Miss Schock was throwing shade with that comment, if you ask me.

      She would know that’s not all that clever or original at all.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul
      Paul

      I always roll my eyes at the gays that jump to conclusions, claiming every straight dude is gay… but uh…. THIS DUDE IS GAY. :)

      Jul 29, 2010 at 1:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Black Pegasus
      Black Pegasus

      LOL

      Jul 29, 2010 at 1:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Republican
      Republican

      @Dawson:

      Heh, heh, so true. GMTA (Gay Minds Think Alike)

      Jul 29, 2010 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      And after this, he went home, showered, Shaved, put on his wig, and got dressed up in his Drag Outfit he uses when he performs under the name “Rita Menue” in various clubs around the DC area.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 2:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ROBinNYC
      ROBinNYC

      Not since Poor Dead Heath Ledger stuck it in Happily Alive Jake Gyllenhal have I seen ANYTHING on ANY screen that gay.

      I was stunned.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 2:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      He tells Kevin about how he couldn’t stop thinking about what he put in his mouth. He tells Anngelo his cock “was like fireworks in my mouth.” And Steven gets this ultimate compliment: “Wow, there’s a lot on that dick. I really enjoyed that.”

      Pretty darn sure I gots a porn DVD with the exact same dialouge…… :-p</em.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      He tells Kevin about how he couldn’t stop thinking about what he put in his mouth. He tells Anngelo his cock “was like fireworks in my mouth.” And Steven gets this ultimate compliment: “Wow, there’s a lot on that dick. I really enjoyed that.”

      Pretty darn sure I gots a porn DVD with the exact same dialouge…… :-p

      Jul 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • patrick
      patrick

      I get that there are a ton of double-entendres here, but I don’t get any get a gay vibe from Mr. Schock. Do I need my gaydar overhauled?

      Jul 29, 2010 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • patrick
      patrick

      And my command of the English language….

      Jul 29, 2010 at 3:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • @ Get Equal 'Why the h8 on Obamz but not the Repubs who ALWAYS vote against you? (John from England)
      @ Get Equal 'Why the h8 on Obamz but not the Repubs who ALWAYS vote against you? (John from England)

      @patrick:

      Yep you need to SORT it out!

      Jul 29, 2010 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      Having berated you all in the past for asserting again and again without evidence that Mr Schock was gay, let the record show that I hereby solemnly and publicly apologize to all for being a doubting Thomas. Please forgive.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gareth
      Gareth

      Pissing myself watching this…..hmmmmm “theres a lot on that stick, I really enjoyed it” sure everyone else see the underbelly of his comments lol

      Jul 29, 2010 at 5:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr.Enemabag Jones
      Mr.Enemabag Jones

      What a fruit.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      It is not often that somebody would look LESS gay with a cock in their mouth….but I think this guy would.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      There are lots of people in our society who think being gay is just about the worst thing that could happen to someone…..and judging from the accusatory ridicule in some of these comments here, a lot of you knuckleheads have apparently fully accepted that homophobic sentiment. Sad.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 6:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon
      Devon

      Pardon me Ms. Schock, your gay is showing.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 7:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • roger
      roger

      i’d fuck him AND vote for him. great guy! and he was awesome on “top chef!”

      (THAT should be a pretty fucking unpopular comment….)

      Jul 29, 2010 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      @Dawson: That’s like the lesbian chef they had on last week. Hmmm, let’s see. Let’s pick the 3 hot women as the top chefs and then pick thy fellow lesbian as the winner.

      I was watching it last night and I was thinking the same exact thing when this closet case was talking about fireworks going off in his mouth. Of course this guy is an anti-gay Republican… He couldn’t get queerer even if he was bent over with KY gel in one hand and a box of condoms in the other.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 8:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • honza
      honza

      mmm… meaty!

      Jul 29, 2010 at 11:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Carl
      Carl

      Everyone is truly dissing Aaron but he is a gentleman and a HOT one at that. I bet none of these queens on this message board would throw him out of bed.

      Jul 30, 2010 at 1:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      @Carl: He also happens to be an anti-gay politician.

      Jul 30, 2010 at 6:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jd
      jd

      Sorry, but it’s confusing effeminancy with homosexual. The guy is pretty femme but that doesn’t mean he’s gay. Most of the truly femme dudes I know are heteros. A great number of them are doctors, too. Wonder why that is?

      Jul 30, 2010 at 8:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WalkderDC
      WalkderDC

      @Kieran:


      There are lots of people in our society who think being gay is just about the worst thing that could happen to someoneā€¦..and judging from the accusatory ridicule in some of these comments here, a lot of you knuckleheads have apparently fully accepted that homophobic sentiment Sad.”

      No, it’s the fact that Mr. Schock thinks that it is a terrible thing and is attemting to hide it, while at the same time hurting the gay rights struggle. We are mocking him because he is hiding from the thing he fears, and yet is so obvious about it.

      Jul 30, 2010 at 8:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chitown Kev
      Chitown Kev

      @Carl:

      Of course I wouldn’t, r u CRAZY?

      Aaron Schock is a dream hate fuck; I could hate him all night.

      I’d never vote for him, though.

      Jul 30, 2010 at 9:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rich
      Rich

      PAUSE! You forgot to say “no homo,” Aaron.

      Jul 30, 2010 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ganymeade
      ganymeade

      Gay!Gay!Gay! ..not that there’s anything wrong with that… Aaron?

      Jul 30, 2010 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      Why the hell did Top Chef select this Closet Case anti-gay congressman from Peoria to be on the show? Because he’s got good abs? Because they could count on him to select the cutest man to win?

      Jul 30, 2010 at 8:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      Oh, and Aaron, love – wearing mismatched and unbecoming shirt and tie to try and prove you’re straight is really clutching at straws.

      Or little cocktail umbrellas.

      Jul 31, 2010 at 6:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zach
      Zach

      @Carl:

      I would give him about ten seconds to get out of my bed, because I’d have to burn the bed to get rid of the Republican stench. I’d sooner lose a finger than sleep with anyone aligned with a party that wants to throw us into prison.

      Aug 1, 2010 at 2:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      What makes a closeted elected official an expert on cuisine? I don’t get it but i do vote for Angelo being the most meatiest of the panel too. Truth be told, Schock is one of those types of gay people who do not have to come out of a closet. He just IS girl. He better stop fucking with his own kind or else.

      Aug 2, 2010 at 12:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wompman
      wompman

      You know Aaron just wanted to drop to his knees and samples the other tasty stuff Angelo had to offer.

      And yes, I’m ashamed to admit I’d fuck Schrock, but I would never, ever vote for him.

      Aug 2, 2010 at 11:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elvis
      Elvis

      Aaron just wanted to get into that Angelo booty. Aaron like a good squirt in the mouth, so i was told….

      Aug 4, 2010 at 8:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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