Lance Bass doesn’t appreciate when potheads clog up the potty. Page Six reports that the former boy bander got combative at Hiro recently when “folks smoking funny-smelling cigarettes” barricaded themselves inside the bathroom. And, as we know, Bass can mean serious business.
One witness squeals: “He was banging on the door like a diva, yelling, ‘What the [bleep] are you guys doing in there? Finally he just yelled, ‘I just have to pee!’…” Bass then went in, came out and shook everyone’s hand – sans hand sanitation. Maybe he just forgot…
Meanwhile, in other gay gossip, The Simpsons reportedly no longer employ Star Trek star George Takei because he got a little creepy.
[Producers stopped hiring him because] he “creeped out the staff” and kept calling one of the interns “sweetie.” So said [multi-voiced] Hank Azaria…
[Azaria also] shared his theory on what happens to “many, many” supporting Simpsons characters, including Old Sea Captain and Lenny and Carl: “They start out delightfully wacky and then they get really stupid – and then they turn gay.”
That Old Sea Captain always did seem a bit light in the peg leg.
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Gregg
I would have done the same thing. We have a smoking ban in NYC – and Pot is illegal anyway! Why is this a story?
newyorkie
Ha! He totally didn’t wash his hands on purpose, to get back at the pot smokers.
ProfessorVP
Takei fired for calling people sweetie? Uh… if that’s true, is it funny?
Alexa
Weird. I know someone who knows George Takei and, while I’ve never met him, she has never described him as creepy at all. She says he’s very nice.
eurus
That Takei statement seems to be a little sketchy. He hadn’t been on the show for a long time since before he was “publicly out” and the crew for Futurama are bringing him back despite being effectively the same set of people.
Micah
What’s funnier about this is that Lance probably just wanted some of the weed – He’s a huge pothead – ask him about the Hookah room in his house next time you see him! haha
Whineybaby
Lance is a whiney crying baby that got his name in the media by dating someone who was strong enough to actually be out of the closet without people forcing him to be out.