Fresh off his role as the punchline to Gov. Mike Huckabee's presidential bid, Chuck Norris is taking a fresh stab at politics by weighing in on Proposition 8 protests. In an op-ed called "If Democracy Doesn't Work, Try Anarchy", he cries "Where are the hate-crime cops when religious conservatives need them?"

The whole piece is a gobbledygook of half truths, race-baiting and feigned outrage that form a sort of Greatest Hits list of Yes on 8 talking points over the last week. Even though we've disproved these things half a dozen times already, we'll break it down again, because if there's one thing public education has proven it's that endless repetition can reach even the dimmest of minds:

"Protestors [sic] of Proposition 8 in California (the marriage amendment) shoved aside a 69-year-old woman who was bearing a cross. They reportedly spit on her and stomped on her cross. They then aligned themselves in a human barricade, blocking the media from getting to or interviewing the woman."

Only the first sentence of that is factually true. Meanwhile, at a protest last week at the Mormon Church, one man was punched in the face by a Yes on 8 supporter and three other women were hit by Mormon supporters. Violence is uncool, no matter where it comes from, but Prop 8. supporters have been as violent, if not more so.

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Mike Huckabee may be down in New Hampshire, but he's up in Hollywood. Well, the Holly Backwoods, at least.

First Chuck Norris hopped on Huckabee's campaign and now Stephen Baldwin's come out for the Republican presidential candidate.

The second least attractive of the Baldwin brothers, Stephen called into Howard Stern to express his love for Huckabee and his distaste for gay marriage.

Read all about it, after the jump.

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Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee proved he's still the candidate with old values when he enlisted Chuck Norris as his first "celebrity" endorsement. We have to give Huckabee credit, though, this tongue-in-cheek commercial definitely leaves a favorable mark and could kick close competitor Mitt Romney to the curb. White men 18-34 are gonna love this shit!