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Republican Taps Ass-Whoopin' Actor For Presidential Campaign

Chuck Norris Loves Mike Huckabee

Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee proved he’s still the candidate with old values when he enlisted Chuck Norris as his first “celebrity” endorsement. We have to give Huckabee credit, though, this tongue-in-cheek commercial definitely leaves a favorable mark and could kick close competitor Mitt Romney to the curb. White men 18-34 are gonna love this shit!

On:           Nov 19, 2007
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    • maverick69

      Is this shit for real?

      Nov 19, 2007 at 11:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cwm

      But is he endorsed by Rimbaud…uh, I mean Rambo?

      Nov 19, 2007 at 11:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gregg

      Ah – the rapid descent of American politics. Why discuss issues? Just make a skit-like entertainment and call it an ad. Pathetic.

      Nov 19, 2007 at 11:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Woof

      I didn’t know Walker Texas Ranger was still alive????

      Nov 19, 2007 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hells kitchen guy

      Excuse me, am I missing something? An actor – not even an A list actor – endorses a political candidate and we’re supposed to give a shit? I’d be more impressed if, say, a teacher or a surgeon – you know, someone who actually DOES something – endorsed the guy.

      Nov 19, 2007 at 11:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Woof

      BTW – For fun Chuck Norris loving facts, you have to check this out!

      My favorite is “When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women”


      Nov 19, 2007 at 11:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dom

      What a fucking idiot. And I always hated that fucking shrimp Chuck Norris, especially that absolutely awful Walker:Texas Ranger. What, Huckabee couldn’t get Steven Seagal or another action-hero has-been, so he settled on the macho version of Opie Taylor instead? I could swear this is from an episode of Family Guy. Man, I wish the Daily Show wasn’t hobbled by the writer’s strike right now, because I could imagine how they would skewer Huckleberry on this. Personally, I would rather have the endorsement of Sigourney Weaver – Lt. Ellen Ripley saved the universe from the Alien! If you’re going to get BizarroWorld political endorsements, you may as well go for the best.
      “Get away from my presidential candidate, you bitch!!!!”.

      Nov 19, 2007 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ricky Andrews

      I checked out Chuck’s weekly column and it’s really good! I didn’t know he wrote a weekly article– and he actually defends Huckabee’s various positions very well…


      Nov 19, 2007 at 10:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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