Little Britain actor Matt Lucas will soon be single again:

Thirty-four year old comedy actor [Lucas] is getting a 'quickie' divorce from his 31-year partner Kevin McGee.

His petition is listed with 30 others for pronouncement of decrees in matrimonial and civil partnership cases.

District Judge Bowman is expected to announce the end of the 22-month 'marriage' to TV producer McGee.

The couple tied the knot in a civil ceremony in December 2006, followed by a lavish pantomime-themed reception at a 17th century palace.

The couple separated in June.

A 42-year old British man should pick on someone his own size. Douglas Inskip has been found guilty of harassing a 17-year old boy for appearing too fey. In addition to calling the boy a "faggot," telling him to "shake that ass" and the such, Inskip used a popular Little Britain character to nail the message home:

Inskip put a doll in the window of his home of Daffyd, the comic character styled as the “only gay in the village” in the BBC TV series Little Britain.

He would point at it when the victim was outside, Flintshire magistrates were told.

Inskip…denied harassment between July and September last year but was convicted after trial by Flintshire magistrates sitting at Mold.

Inskip's lawyers admit he used the word "faggot," but not in a derogatory sense. Maybe Inskip was asking for date?

It was a hodge podge of Who's Who in Hollywood last night as A-listers and Blisters came together in welcoming David and Victoria Beckham to America.

Super clique Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Becks, Posh, Jada and Will Smith led the crowd into Los Angeles' Museum of Contemporary Art. The not-as-selective-as-we-imagined guest list included a big looking Lil Kim, Little Britain's Matt Lucas, Eva Pigford, Eva Longoria, Posh's fellow Spice Girl, Mel B, Stevie Wonder and, for some reason, Jon Voight.

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The Polish government wants nothing to do with the gays. Education minister Roman Giertych's hellbent on squeezing queers out of school programs, the government attempted to ban gay pride (it didn't work) and President Lech Kaczynski worries faggotry will lead to devastating depopulation.

Considering all this anti-queer sentiment, it comes as no surprise to hear that hordes of homos are vacating Little Britain-hating Poland for Britain.

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Little Britain's Matt Lucas caught himself a keeper. Not only is hubbie writing partner David Walliams (pictured on the left) a talented comedian in his own right, but apparently he's got some other not-so-secret talents. Via popbitch:

Last week at the birthday party for Matt Lucas' partner, we're told David Walliams got his (quite impressive, we hear) cock out to show Barbara Windsor. Though Babs was heard later saying something about not being as big as [late actor] Sid James…

The gossipy tidbit also mentions that Walliams hit up fellow entertainer David Baddiel for a little collaborative action.

Remember when we told you about how Poland's state television cut a scene from British comedy, Little Britain?

Well, Andy Towle over at Towleroad also picked up the story and succeeded where we failed: he found the censored video. And now we're passing it on to you. Everyone send him a thank you note!

Towle seems to think it's not safe for work, which it may be if your work objects to old ladies asking if butt plugs come with batteries. Luckily, our doesn't. In fact, our boss man encourages such probing inquiries. Get it?

Poland's anti-gay train just keeps on chugging. A little over a week after education minister Roman Giertych called gays "revolting pederasts", state run television network TVP admitted to cutting around one minute of the popular British show, Little Britain, because it featured a gay vicar.

The snipped scene featured flamboyantly gay Daffyd (the so-called "only gay in the village) arguing with a vicar about the church's position on homosexuality, but gets a bit of a surprise when the vicar introduces - and kissed - his boyfriend. TVP flack Aneta Wrona explains the station's decision:

We decided to cut a scene which could cause controversy among Polish viewers and which isn't exactly in line with our mission as a public television channel… British viewers are more open and indulgent than their Polish counterparts. It's a different sense of humour, and one which is sometimes incomprehensible for the Polish public.

From the sound of it, Poland doesn't have a sense of humor at all.

We do, however, so we've included a Little Britain clip, after the jump. We couldn't find the contested clip, but we did find one of Daffyd meeting gay pop star, Elton John. We also dug up on of Daffyd singing a very special song…

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We've never understood the concept of video games based on television shows. We saw a commercial for the Desperate Housewives game and were confused for weeks.

While the sudster's virtual conversion perplexed us, it seems the Little Britain's computerized incarnation's pissed off Eurogamer's James Lyon. He describes the digital diversion thus:

Irredeemably awful. It's an affront to licensed videogames. It's a title that needs to be placed in a trebuchet and slung directly into the heart of the Daily Mail in order to teach them a thing or two on what kind of vile game they should really be campaigning against.

Well, good thing we never planned on playing it.

In fact, we probably wouldn't have even covered it had our sources over GayGamer not provided us with this image of gay actor Matt Lucas' Vicky Pollard doing some sort of fart-fueled skate trick. Seriously, we haven't seen anything that good since those John Roberts videos.

Just for shits, here's a clip from Little Britain. Of course it's of Daffyd Thomas, the only gay in the village played by Matt Lucas.

• Are these pics of Jake Gyllenhaal and a friend out for a walk completely innocent or do they scream gay, gay, gay? We're not telling you what to believe. We'll let the pictures speak for themselves. [The Gilded Moose]

• When will the world learn to accept that most trannies are completely harmless. Especially grandmotherly schoolteacher trannies. [CNN]

• The BBC has been accused of being homophobic, truly making the queer-friendly Little Britain the only gay in the BBC village. [The Advocate]

• No surprise here. "Brokeback," the word on the lips of all queers and straights, is the Hollywood word of the year. [Jossip]

• Since Brokeback Mountain has been responsible for the word of the year, we think now is the perfect time for everyone to receive a quick tutorial on the history of gay cowboys. [Film Experience]

• There's another reason to go on walking tours other than the fact that it works your glutes: Learn about gay history. [The Scotsman]

• Well that was quick. George Michael has already copped to possessing drugs and being "stupid." [CNN]

• Clint Eastwood may be the epitome of hetero machoism, but his son Kyle isn't one to refuse a little oral from a male friend. [NY Daily News]

• Sydney Mardi Gras has transformed The Only Gay in the Village Into an entire parade. [Sydney Mornign Herald]

• THe MSM is finally starting to pick up on the fact that Brokeback Mountain has cemented itself into pop culture, something the blogs have been all over for months now. [Reuters]

• A Church in Massachusetts wants to hang a giant banner above its front entrance supporting gay marriage. But this isn't any old church - it's the final resting place of two Presidents. Finally, a couple of Presidents who support same-sex marriage. [The Patriot Ledger via Towleroad]