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The Gay Sex Joke Tony Perkins Is Spreading

Apparently a lovely moment with the Family Research Council’s Tony Perkins, at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference, where conservatives gather to strategize on sinking Democrats during the presidential election year, went unreported. Sad!, because Perkins told a gay funny.

After explaining that he had just had a fifth (and no doubt extremely heterosexual) child, conceived in an act of heterosexual sex, Perkins told a military-themed gay joke that had the conference in stitches (but which did not make its way into the official transcript of Perkins’ speech as sent out by the FRC flack). Perkins had recently been speaking by phone with one of his old Marine buddies, who, along with totally not being gay, is about to retire after decades of service to his country. When Perkins asked his friend why he was hanging up the uniform, the friend replied, “When I joined, homosexuality was illegal. When I reenlisted, it was optional. I want to get out now — before it’s mandatory!” The SRLC erupted at the punch line.

Fag, you’re it!

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  • 11 Comments
    • Sam

      Caption: THIS, my fellow Americans, is how big a penis I want up my ass.

      Apr 14, 2010 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ggreen

      Tony should really spell his name with and i. Toni. Much more appropriate.

      Apr 14, 2010 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ktbisl32

      Queerty’s punchline was funnier than his. I just don’t get why some people feel the need to laugh at military equality.

      Apr 14, 2010 at 3:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • asa1973

      Yep. That’s what we’re fighting for…for everybody in the military to be gay by law.

      Apr 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jamesn

      I’m pretty sure homosexuality already is mandatory in the marines.

      Apr 14, 2010 at 3:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bystander

      Tony Perkins is a joke all unto himself

      Apr 14, 2010 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • VaJeena

      Wow what a cunt.

      Apr 14, 2010 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michiko

      aw, cmon–he was great in “Psycho”

      Apr 14, 2010 at 6:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael

      Knock knock…

      Who’s there?

      Me.

      Me who?

      It’s me, Mr. Perkins. I’d really like it if you’d get out of my closet.

      Apr 14, 2010 at 9:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tim

      Maybe he tried it when it was optional and didn’t like it?
      At least- that’s the story I’m spreading ;)

      Apr 19, 2010 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Raquel

      Well at least he wasn’t as ugly as you guys are being!

      Dec 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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