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WATCH: Suburban Cougar Credits “Creamy Young Hands” For Helping Her Inflitrate Teen Scene

Vintage television commercials are always good for a laugh or two. In this 1967 spot for Ivory dishwashing liquid, 38-year-old hausfrau Hilary Byk is able to sneak into a teenage party because using Ivory has kept her hands young and supple. (Ask Rachel Zoe and Madonna about the heartbreak of prematurely grisly talons.)

We’re not sure what’s more unintentionally funny here: The mom’s glassy-eyed delivery or the pitchman’s constant reference to “creamy” hands. Maybe you could tell us how it does on dishes?

Source: OhButYes

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Feb 18, 2012
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  • 4 Comments
    • Mark
      Mark

      Oh man, the double entendre here is just rich, no pun intended. And the squirt of Ivory in the bowl…..

      Feb 18, 2012 at 8:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark
      Mark

      Oh, and I do remember when this was on TV as well.

      Feb 18, 2012 at 8:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris
      Chris

      Hmm, even if the horny young ‘uns didn’t notice her hands, you’d think they’d be suspicious of the dude with the camera. Never accept a hand job from a girl who has a camera following her around.

      Feb 18, 2012 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stupid
      Stupid

      She has big man hands. I’d let her crash my party.

      Feb 19, 2012 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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