
BLIND ITEMS — “We really thought that this successful funny man was done with the whole bearding mishegas. After all, he did get a divorce and has been pretty much living as an openly gay man. So why in the world would he get married again? Well, consider this mystery solved. He is still gay, but he believes he was more successful when people perceived him as a heterosexual man. His next live-action film is scheduled for release in 2012, so we’ll see then if the whole married man act pays off at the box office.” [Blind Gossip] [Ed: Oh. Come. On.]
@scott ny’er: Schwing!
thanx buddy. coming from you thats high praise indeed.
if i ever find out who this man of mystery is i might just hurl and blow chunks.
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Jesus, F’ing Christ. yesterday your site was whining about Mike Myers married a woman, so he must be straight. Then you added that he married Moby’s ex “girlfriend” and I answered that “she’s a professional beard.”
Talk about a day plus late and a whole butt load of dollars short.
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The prob with the guys mentioned above is the whole “live-action film” thang. Myers & Grammer don’t have the skill, Sandler isn’t the action type either. IMO.
The headline says “comedian” but the post says “funny man”and those words aren’t total synonyms.
Other guesses? I’m running dry.
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Mike Myers, 47?