WATCH: Montage Of Anti-Gay Pastors & Politicians Stumbling Out Of The Closet

Well, this is sure to brighten up your day.

Noted homophobes Ted Haggard, George A. Rekers, Richard Curtis, Roy Ashburn, Albert Odulele, Mark Foley, Christopher Lee, Eddie Long, Jim West, Paul Babeu, Ken Mehlman and Larry Craig were unceremoniously forced out of their respective closets since they were so darn full of skeletons.

And the occasional rent boy.