It’s giving intergalactic family, the house down boots!
The United States is in possession of a UFO aircraft and remains that appear to be alien (read: “nonhuman”), according to former intelligence officer and whistleblower David Grusch, who testified in a Congressional hearing this week.
Meanwhile, Ryan Graves, a former Navy pilot, testified that he had seen UFOs “staying completely stationary in Category 4 hurricane winds” and then accelerating to “supersonic speeds.”
If aliens are real, let us be the first to say that we been knew! And not to get all conspiracist here, but it seems members of both parties believe there’s been some serious cover-up on what we really know about unidentified flying objects.
For some, the news from the hearing (like the recent update that Lucas Grabeel’s High School Musical character is gay) came as no surprise.
But for other Twitter users, the seeming confirmation of extraterrestrial lifeforms prompted other questions: Are we OK? Are they hot? Are they gay?
And the biggest question: do we think they’d like “E.T.” by Katy Perry –– or at least “Alien” by Britney?
Aliens have certainly been a hot topic this year. Back in April, the U.S. military declassified two UFO videos during a Senate meeting. And the same month, it was reported that UFO sightings are up this year.
And if there are extraterrestrial lifeforms out there, let’s be real –– there’s got to be some gays. After all, we’ve already met some pretty iconic queer aliens.
There was the sexy inter-species lesbian relationship between the lizard-looking Madam Vastra and Jenny Flint on Doctor Who.
And who could forget the most infamous gay aliens of all time: Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Magenta, and Riff-Raff from the galaxy of Transylvania in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Perhaps the latest alien update is old news, and we’re all just stuck in a “Time Warp”?
Check out some of the funniest (and horniest) new alien tweets on Gay Twitter™️ below.
Kangol2
Does no one else think that person testifying about the UFOs is very likely insane? If the US had this technology and UFO hardware, there is no way it would have been leaked a while ago! I mean, come on.
americontrarian
Beam me up slutty
LeBlevsez
Gort!
Klaatu, barada, niktOH!
Joshooeerr
As a journalist I’ve interviewed a lot of UFO believers over the decades. They always start out sounding rational and have generally zoomed in on some scrap of info that is a halfway reasonable basis for a conspiracy theory / cover-up. But keep talking and they will inevitably spout increasingly fanciful ideas, generally based on nothing more than a wild imagination, and eventually you’ll find yourself in batshit crazy territory as they tell you about their alien abduction or being raped by aliens. Almost without fail. So don’t believe anything without hard evidence.
mailliw110
I’ll believe when I have that hard evidence in my hand!
Josh in OR
This is such an obvious and idiotic distraction from the ACTUALLY important issues facing Congress that it should surprise no one that one of the primary proponents of this hearing was Matt Gaetz.
It is a clear distraction from the very real criminal proceedings against the Golden Ass the GOP erected in the absence of White Power Jesus.
It is a clear distraction from the nothingburger that is Hunter Biden.
The GOP is wasting everyone’s time and banking on distractions to get them through the election.
This alien bullshit? It’s nonsense. It doesn’t matter. It is a waste of time, energy, money, and attention. Focus on what’s ACTUALLY going on, not this conspiracist idiocy, please…