OH SNAP — Fired boyfriend Jesus Luz is no longer by Madonna‘s side — she’s busy hunting for a new baby — and returns to what he does best: strolling the Ipanema beach in Rio.
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WOW! the paparazzi must be having a slow day if we got five photos of this guy walking and one of him drinking a coconut.
And I’ll go on the record to say that I don’t find anything about this guy all that exciting. He’s ok, but not like say…Guy Ritchie hot. Madonna must’ve been desperate for control when she went after this one.
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myrios123
Oh Jesus…
Lika Starr
True to Madonna style we get the leftovers. I’ll have me some used Jesus, please.
David Dust
The Baby Jesus looks sad in pic #4.
Madonna shouldn’t make the Baby Jesus sad…
Austin
This is the most attractive I’ve ever found him, and I never really found him all that attractive. . .
But was it really necessary to have 6 of essentially the same picture on 6 different pages?
michael
Dear God,
I want Jesus in me, and out, and in, and out…….
Amen
mb00
WOW! the paparazzi must be having a slow day if we got five photos of this guy walking and one of him drinking a coconut.
And I’ll go on the record to say that I don’t find anything about this guy all that exciting. He’s ok, but not like say…Guy Ritchie hot. Madonna must’ve been desperate for control when she went after this one.
BrianZ
He kinda looks deflated … too much time being arm-candy and not enough free-weights I’m guessing.
mike80
I saw many hot videos about them at an age gap dating site called agelesskiss.com!You can even check out more sexy and hot photos and videos there.
slinky09
PLease, can we forget about him already. The 15 minutes is definitely up.