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Barack Obama Will Fill You With Hope

The perfect gift for your friend whose perhaps had one too many sips of the Kool-Aid, the Barack Obama dildo (yes, you read that right) is seven and a half inches tall and two inches wide and comes in blue. Obviously unsettling, if only because those ears stick out, out know?

On:           Jan 16, 2009
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    • Bill


      Jan 16, 2009 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick

      Well, I guess if he’s going to screw us, we might as well enjoy it!


      Jan 16, 2009 at 11:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tallskin

      Can I just say right now that I am bored shitless with Obama?

      Remember you heard it from me first!

      Jan 16, 2009 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BrianZ

      What a tragic mess! How would you keep this thing clean!?!?

      Jan 16, 2009 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kid A

      That looks quite painful.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 12:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob R

      Let’s hope you only have to buy the dildo to get screwed by Obama. Whereas, Bush, Cheney and company have been screwing us ans the nation full time sans condom or lubricant for the past 8 years.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries

      See why it’s dangerous (or at least foolhardy), in our times, to go around claiming you’ve seen it all…?

      Jan 16, 2009 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tofer david

      it is good to see he is wearing a lapel flag pin

      Jan 16, 2009 at 5:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dairyqueen

      This is disrespectful and not even funny

      Jan 16, 2009 at 9:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ManHUNTer


      Jan 16, 2009 at 10:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stephen

      @BrianZ:You have to “change”it.

      Jan 17, 2009 at 3:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stephen

      Why not the “hole” collection, all 44.

      Jan 17, 2009 at 3:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BradK

      One can only begin to imagine the sociopolitical symbolism implied here. The “endorsements” are priceless. http://www.headostate.com/

      Jan 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Garry

      The funny part is that the one who really screwed us is that idiot Bush. Where is his dildo??? Oh, that’s right, he has a line of butt plugs coming out with little barrels of oil as lube.

      Jan 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Only Yours

      Well! We have arrived! This is how we celebrate the New Magic Black MAN! By suggesting or should I say suggestive implmentations that is head will feel inside some of us.
      What a Royla screw!

      Jan 18, 2009 at 7:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pearlsegypt

      This is how we welcome the Magic Black Man. Imagine! Barry deep inside, enemy camp ~ shooting blanks – ~ with his well focused no-non-sense adjectives; accompanied by his wicket tongue! Ouch!
      By the way, I do not think the First Lady will need a rain –coat!
      I predict. The New First family, or should I say, the First Lady! ~ will give birth to the ~ first healthly living baby ever born into the Presidency of these United States!!

      Jan 18, 2009 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phoenix (Fuming In Silence Whilst Plotting Anarchy)

      I thought the “Executive Branch” would be larger and blacker.

      Jan 19, 2009 at 10:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xavier

      Oh Em Eff Gee… words fail me. And this product fails us all.

      Jan 20, 2009 at 3:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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