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Bryan Safi: A Conversion Therapy Success Story

OH NOZE! Conversion therapy has worked so well — especially for fat, bald men — that Current TV’s Bryan Safi is a new man. A new, heterosexual man, that is! Say goodbye to That’s Gay and say hello to That’s Straight. It’s butcher, it’s badder, and it gets 12X less sex than its previous version.