For many lonely souls out there, ours is a cold, clammy world bereft of snuggles; a barren landscape in which not a single cuddle session can be seen on the horizon. As parched for affection as these creatures are, there shall be no hugs for them. Nor a stiff, professorial pat on the back. A punch in the mouth, maybe? Sorry, no.
But there is something approaching hope for these people: a new company called Cuddlist, founded in 2016, provides affection-starved folks with hardcore snuggle sessions for $80 an hour. As Huffington Post reports, a handful of people like Christopher Ammon have become professional cuddlers; a job he calls “the best job in the world.”
“A year ago I both came out of the closet and left the Mormon Church while appearing on MTV’s ‘The Real World,” he tells HuffPo. “I lost my family, my community… everything. It was devastating.”
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A friend tipped him off to Cuddlist and kindly paid for his training, which involves both an in-person or online orientation and at least one “Cuddle Party” workshop. He says the new career has changed his life for the better.
“I now consider my clients to be some of my dearest friends,” he says. “Learning about their lives, their heartaches, their dreams… it helps me to better understand my own.”
In a press release, Cuddlist spells out its mission statement: to “address touch deprivation in a safe, professional environment” by using “touch and non-sexual intimacy.” Currently, the company employs 80 professional cuddlers in the United States, and they particularly want to expand their reach in the gay community.
No doubt to make sure these encounters don’t tip towards escorting, a set of Cuddlist guidelines have been put in place to ensure “the cuddle session remains comfortable for both people.”
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Cuddlist co-founder/CEO Adam Lippin says two types of people are “starved for the type of touch received in a cuddling session.” One “acts out sexually in a way that does not serve them and in fact makes them feel worse” and the other “is starved for touch and connection.”
“Cuddlist has helped me to live a healthier life,” says Gerrard, one of Ammon’s clients. “What I found in this cuddling session is I felt the energy with Chris that he’s very open and there are zero judgements.”
“I want to be a part of the fight against LGBTQIA suicide,” Ammon says. “What this does is that it actively fights against loneliness… Cuddlist is the most accessible, reliable, source of connection out there right now.”
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ChrisK
No offence but I don’t want my professional cuddlier to look like charles manson.
Notright
Real talk
Jack Meoff
That was my first thought as well. I wonder if the cuddlers are all hippy types or if they have any regular gey next door types as well.
Jack Meoff
Oops that should read guy not gey
jhon_siders
Went to there site saw no male cuddlers all female
jhon_siders
Took a wile they have a few guys mostly on the east/west coast none around here . Maybe I should take the training ???
FnameLname
i am sure he is attractive to many people…. he is cute and seems quite endearing.
Notright
Wow $80 an hour to hug strangers? I’m in the wrong field.
am_psi
The Real World is still a thing that exists?
Tobi
I have doubts.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Seems an awful lot of money probably better spent on indepth psychological therapy getting to the bottom of intimacy issues. Not that I wanna sound too dismissive. I kinda get it. Or something similar.
I get triggered by ASMR and am similarly effected by having my skin (back especially) lightly brushed. The first time I experienced this was as small kid and we silently sitting on the floor in rows during assembly..when the boy behind me starts fidgeting on my back and lightly tracing circles with a toy car ..I was transported to tingle heaven. It was sublime. It’s absolutely NOT sexual. But Its also not massage territory either so I’d be too embarrassed to ask.
Prax07
I totally want that job…except for having to cuddle? clients that are Trump followers, no amount of cuddles can help those folks.
jhon_siders
I just went to there site looked at there people all were female did not see any male cuddle people
jhon_siders
Found a few guys took a lot of searching on there site none around here maybe I should take there training ?? big musculebear here
surreal33
If have $80 per hour to burn? Seems the money would better on therapy in order learn to make and keep friends.
Sluggo2007
You have to pay for job training? Company must have been founded by a Jew. Oh, I see his name is Lippin. Nuff said.