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Crazy Texan Old Lady Attacks Son’s Friend With Cane, Calls Him Gay Slur

At the tender age of 71, Wanda Derby still has the energy to attack her son’s friend with her cane, call him a homophobic slur, and tell him he “has AIDS and is going to kill her son.”

The Star-Telegram reports that Derby, of Richland Hills, Texas, has been charged with a hate crime in the matter.

The attack went down Wednesday, after she got wind of the fact that her son was moving out and into the friend’s apartment. It’s unclear if her son is gay and was moving in with this dude, or if he was just tired of her crazy and wanted to get the heck away from her.

Derby has a pretty hilarious Facebook page littered with cantankerous overshares about her neighbors, sons, and politics. Here’s what she posted on the day of the attack:

Derby was free Thursday afternoon on $11,500 bail, at which point she posted a “Don’t Mess With Texas” image to her Facebook wall.

Photos via Richland Hills PD, Facebook

UPDATE: Here’s a TV report of what happened, which has comment on what happened from the next-door neighbor Lloyd Guerrero, who is gay, but none from Derby or her son.

On:           Mar 30, 2012
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    • Marcus

      Looks like the dried up old cunt made her Facebook wall private already.

      Mar 30, 2012 at 9:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Auntie Mame

      And she’s not voting for Obama. She points this out in about half of her FB posts.

      Mar 30, 2012 at 9:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Curtis

      Well.. it is comforting to know that her, and everyone else like her will fade into history soon enough.

      Mar 30, 2012 at 11:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RomanHans

      > “He will never get another thing from me or his dad.”

      Fingers crossed that includes ignorance and looks.

      Mar 30, 2012 at 11:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike

      Poor thing had a “strock” on March 3.

      Mar 30, 2012 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bailey

      Oh lookie, she worked for the Red Cross (christian zealot organization)

      Mar 30, 2012 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marie Cohn

      That should be: “_Normal_ Texan Old Lady . . .”

      Mar 30, 2012 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben

      Wow she is pretty crazy…she seems to attack a lot of people on and off facebook. I thought that facebook has some policy againest hate??

      Mar 30, 2012 at 12:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Freddie

      Lloyd Guerrero is smokin’ hot! I need to head down to Texas and get me a cowboy.

      Mar 30, 2012 at 1:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard

      @Marie Cohn:

      [golf clap]

      Mar 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B

      No. 1 · Auntie Mame wrote, “And she’s not voting for Obama. She points this out in about half of her FB posts.”

      She’s not going to vote against Obama either if she gets convicted before the election, given that she is charged with a felony!

      Mar 30, 2012 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tj

      I would have slapped the white trash btch down…

      Mar 30, 2012 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FunMe

      Thanks (or no thanks) to Ronald Reagan, we now know what CRAZY/LUNATIC people that belong institutions look like and act like.

      Mar 30, 2012 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FunMe

      Oh my gosh, she is a MENTAL CASE! I looked at her facebook and her previous employment includes:

      Mental Health Mental Retardation Tarrant County
      Admin. Asst. Chief Financial Officer · Jun 1986 to Aug 1999 · Fort Worth, Texas

      Mar 30, 2012 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • foulmouthgandhi

      The old homophobic bigots & sexists will be dead soon and their tainted progeny will be out numbered. Just wanted to point out the positive. ;)

      Mar 30, 2012 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi

      @Freddie: Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

      Mar 30, 2012 at 10:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J Stratford

      Loyd is hawt! There I said it. Too bad he wants to be in the closet, and my gaydar never works, so I wont know it if I meet him.

      Mar 31, 2012 at 12:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marty

      @J Stratford: He’s totally out

      Mar 31, 2012 at 1:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dirty Ole Man

      The good news is that Texas authorities got it right, considering that state elected Rick Perry.

      Mar 31, 2012 at 1:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve

      She reminds me of my lovers sainted mother, who used to swear like a sailor while she was trying to hit me with her cane….

      Mar 31, 2012 at 1:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mike

      hope they lock her up for awile maybe she will think twice before she does something like that again

      Apr 3, 2012 at 9:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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