Daniel Radcliffe’s New Film “Swiss Army Man” Also Features A Magic Wand, But This One’s In His Pants


When your name is synonymous with the two words “boy wizard,” it’s got to be difficult to shake your magical beginnings.

This is a problem that only affects Daniel Radcliffe, and there is no known cure.

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Perhaps he thought his role in the upcoming Swiss Army Man would ensure the furthest thing possible from his Harry Potter identity — he is, after all, playing a corpse.

Well as luck would have it, his rigor mortis erection acts as something of an imaginary magic wand for costar Paul Dano to find his way home in the just-released red band trailer.

It’s giving us Weekend at Bernie’s meets Cast Away, with a dash of Brokeback Mountain: