This just in: First lady Dr. Jill Biden has brokered a peace treaty and officially ended former First lady Melania Trump‘s lengthy war on Christmas.
Dr. Biden welcomed an 18-foot Fraser fir tree to the White House, a decades-long tradition that unofficially marks the start of holiday celebrations at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Christmas was Melania’s least favorite time of year, as evidenced not only by her choice of decor, which often resembled a bloody winter dystopian hellscape, but by those tapes in which she expressed open disdain for the joyous holiday.
“Who gives a f*ck about the Christmas stuff and decorations?” she asked former White House aide Stephanie Winston Wolkoff in a leaked audio recording.
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Well, Dr. Biden certainly does! After posing for photos outside the White House while a brass band played “O Christmas Tree” in the background, she posted about the happy day on Twitter.
It’s here! pic.twitter.com/9kjM5tl40u
— Jill Biden (@FLOTUS) November 23, 2021
Now, the responses…
Perfect. I’m looking forward to what you do with the decorations. I give a f*ck about Christmas unlike the prior lady that lived there. On another note….I know you guys are super busy but when’s the Rose Garden going to be the Rose Garden again?
— Mary K my cats like bagpipes. (@MaryKat27549382) November 23, 2021
I am so looking forward to festive and fun decorations instead of the dystopian Christmases from the past administration.
— Mia (@amifangirl) November 23, 2021
No pressure but were really looking forward to some normal Christmas decorations at the White House this year. The last 4 years have been rough to say the least.
— willhoite75 (@willhoite75) November 23, 2021
Thank God. Back to a normal Christmas. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
— Holly Jafari 🌊🌊🌊🌊 (@ziyaziba) November 23, 2021
Thank you for bringing back dignity to the White House, and for not complaining about decorating for the Holidays. And not using profanity describing decorating for Christmas.
— Sally A. Wilson 🇺🇸🇮🇹♓️ 💉 (@222sally) November 23, 2021
Can’t wait to see the White House decorations this year devoid of the pestilence that permeated it for the last 4 years. No doubt it will be a kinder, gentler approach to #Christmas.
— Janet Werner (@chickwerner) November 23, 2021
Yeah, @HeatherThomasAF. Four years of Cruella celebrating Death Star Christmas at the WH were beginning to wear on me. pic.twitter.com/ekBUYExwQp
— Tibor M. Kalman (@kalmantibs) November 23, 2021
I am so looking forward to some normal Christmas decorations at the White House this year, instead of the twisted nightmare of the last four years. (And not even twisted in a good way like Tim Burton or something. I could roll with that.) Looking for uplifting and jolly!
— Breeze12357 (@breeze12357) November 23, 2021
Love our FLOTUS who won’t be cussing out Christmas ornaments when she decorates🌲🎅🎄⛄💙
— Wendy Lou Who🌊Vote Blue In 2022🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 (@WendyLouWho11) November 23, 2021
Thank Goodness civility is back in our White House. It’s also great to have intelligence and kindness back too.
— mary jane (@JaneEnygma57) November 23, 2021
Oh good. We won’t have a Christmas in the white house that looks like the blood River pouring down the hallway of the Overlook hotel.
— Kevin (@KGK311) November 23, 2021
Biden officially ends the War on Christmas!
— Paul 👻 (@pablo_honey1) November 23, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
WSnyder
Is anyone thinking how typical it is of the Far-Right and adopted by the GOP and Donald Trump is the ranting about the ‘War on Christmas’? And yet the most visible [and recorded] serial offender who was waging that war lived IN the White House.
DCFarmboy
And unlike the Trumps, the Bidens won’t need a road map to get to church on Xmas, since they go every Sunday.
Jer
As a secular humanist I have no problem with not celebrating Christmas. But pretending to be Christian and obviously hating people is disgusting. The Bidens are not like me, but they’re not anti-human being like their predecessors.
MISTERJETT
anything is better than what was in the White House the past four years.
Jaquelope
That’s right. I have no problem with celebrating Christmas or not, but those bizarre “decorations” set up by FLOTUS were not what could be considered Holiday decorations, by any stretch of the imagination, and even I can have a wild imagination.
Here’s to Mrs. Biden and her family. Season’s greetings, and many more. Please, knock our socks off this year!
groinpull
The time for you to prove your intelligence has passed. Please show yourself out the door.
Openminded
@Groinpull… ?? Please explain your point
frank fuhrman
We now have a REAL First Lady in the White House and not a stripper/pole dancer/opportunist.
Mr. Stadnick
Don’t forget her porn career? Our first First Lady to do some girl on girl porn!
Jim
Poor Melanie. Never had any class. But doesn’t that come with a love of money as opposed to love of people?
groinpull
Jill Biden is total hack and a disgusting human being. To allow her mentally challenged husband to run for office for her own gains is implorable.
Openminded
@Groinpull… Ignore my previous request from a couple of posts up. You just explained yourself. SAD…
Mr. Stadnick
STFU
Kangol2
“Implorable”? That’s a new one. Did you mean “deplorable” or “lamentable” or “reprehensible”? Whatever you meant, you came off sounding as clueless as a crossword puzzle with no words.
We had a violently deranged psychopathic traitor, Don the Con, as the president from 2017-2021, and he tanked the US in multiple ways. Something tells me you Don the Con had your full support and still does!
Prax07
Eh groinpull I hear there’s a bridge near you that needs jumping off of. Do it a favor and jump.
Max
Melania’s attempt at fashion-show decor Christmas hallways was not relatable. she didn’t care for people at all and had zero ability to appeal to them (other than lovers of strip bars).
GayEGO
Well, Melaria is down in the dumps, the Trump Dumps, so it is good to see Jill Biden bring the White House Christmas decorations back to normal!
Jaquelope
Haven’t the decorations already been put up by this time? Where are the pictures of the actual decor this year? It is too close to Christmas for them to have not been put up already.
While I’m sure that the decorations this year are much better (and more in line with traditional decorations) it would have been nice if we could see them before the event, and not as a retrospective on what was.
Melania’s hatred of the holiday, in her term as FLOTUS, was obvious while she was in charge, but hindsight is always 20/20.
Kangol2
One difference between Dr. Jill Biden and Melania Con is that no one has to tell Dr. Biden or her husband to go to church. They are practicing Roman Catholics, i.e. Christians. If Don the Con or his wife went to a church without it being some sort of stunt that would be a miracle!
IvanPH
Why are you reposting old articles?
cuteguy
Oh wait, a Doctor makes more sense than a gold digger? Who knew?