“Eat Da Poo Poo” Pastor Martin Ssempa Guilty Of Spreading “Gay Propoganda” In Uganda

ssempaUgandan Pastor Martin Ssempa, a man you probably know as the “Eat Da Poo Poo pastor,” has been accused of promoting homosexuality in his home country of Uganda, an offense that is punishable with prison time after the recent passing of Uganda’s Anti-Homosexuality Act.

Pastor Ssempa is most widely known on social feeds for his popular and highly-sharable “Eat Da Poo Poo” lecture, an infamous discussion he once led that was part of CurrentTV’s Vanguard: Missionaries of Hate, a documentary on homophobia in Africa.

During the discussion, which has clocked almost eight million views on YouTube, Ssempa claims homosexuals “eat da poo poo” from each other’s anus during intercourse, “lick” feces as if it were ice cream, and glorifies fisting as a routine and common practice. His extremely inaccurate lectures aimed to spread antigay propaganda and often provided explicit pornographic visual accompaniments.

In what could possibly be the greatest loophole in Uganda’s antigay legislation, Ssempa’s persistent obsession with discussing what he believes to be common gay sex practices could land him in as much trouble as a Ugandan LGBT activist. His explicit demonstrations, by definition, are promoting homosexuality.

Paul Kaliisa, a Ugandan, explains in a recent post on First Class:

Pastor Ssempa has, if anything, promoted homosexuality where he is allegedly trying to fight is. The pastor has made it a habit to bring the topic up wherever he goes. He is very crude in his delivery that he explains their practices bit by bit in explicit detail.

A while back, he stormed into the NBS TV offices for their Morning Breeze Show, laden with cucumber, ladles, carrots and other instruments similar to the male genitalia. His intention was to intimidate a lesbian who was being hosted on that same show. She stormed out in protest and the ever so cheerful Ssempa went on explaining how lesbians use the carrots and cucumber to satisfy themselves.

He has on a number of occasions showed gay porn to members of the congregation on a PROJECTOR. He explains to the Church what the homosexuals do step by step baring all and hiding nothing. Pastor Ssempa has homosexual porn on his laptop and all his gadgets. He almost seems obsessed with it.

On another occasion, he had to order for all the children to be thrown out of a room where he was about to showcase homos in action. He moves everywhere with clips of gay men. He is so disgusting that at one point he said homosexuals lick each other’s assholes “like ice cream”.

Perhaps if he is tried and found guilty of spreading gay propaganda in Uganda, Ssempa can spend some time in prison and discover how gay sex really works.

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