Dallas Keuchel isn’t just a skilled pitcher for Houston Astros. Turns out, he’s packing quite a mound.
The bearded 30-year-old stripped down alongside Olympic ice skater Adam Rippon and US footballer Sauchon for ESPN’s latest Body Issue.
In the photo shoot, Keuchel shows off his voluptuous bubble butt from pretty much every angle and it’s leaving everyone just a little bit shook.
When you realize Dallas Keuchel been hiding that ass from us for years pic.twitter.com/URgUBnLeOY
— Alyssa ? (@Lissielys) June 25, 2018
Keuchel posed for a series of NSFW pics, absolutely none of which we can actually publish on our site, but you can see the uncensored photos here.
We’re not proclaiming to know a thing about baseball, but we’d definitely consider going to third base with him.
Related: Adam Rippon’s full ESPN Body Issue pics have arrived and they do not disappoint
Zambos271
I am one of those people. His butt is perfect. I have drooled over those photos since they came out. Saquan Barkley’s is just as nice. I think that’s who you were referring to even though he wasn’t worthy enough of looking up how to spell his name or adding his last name.
Reggie
Yes, it would have been nice if they had included Saquan Barkley as well in this article. Not to take anything away from Mr. Keuchel, but his photos are just as amazing. I guess the black guy couldn’t even get his name spelled correctly, let alone a link to his body issue profile. 🙁
Zambos271
Agreed.
happiness17
If Dallas Keuchel shaved off his beard he’d be hot. That beard is way to nasty for me.
PoetDaddy
Meh.
Brian
haha, agreed
Donston
At least he’s aware of what people want from these photos, and unlike 2/3 of the male atheletes that participate is willing to put it out there.
JoeyRamone
NSFW? Absolutely NFSW? Can’t publish here? Really?? There’s more explicit pictures of men in the Metropolitan Museum of Art. The puritanical bs of this country is ridiculous. Do most couples screw with a sheet between them? I wonder. . .
nitejonboy
Man I’d love to chow down on that butt….but that nasty beard has got to go or needs a serious trim.
Aires the Ram
Beauty is in the eye of the ‘Beard’-holder!
RnDC
I’d be his catcher any day! The beard is smokin hot IMO.
batesmotel
Yeah he definitely has a hot ass. Although I don’t get the point of the shots. Seems more for shock value. Not complaining. I don’t mind gazing at his ass, but it’s just seems funny to do a photo shoot for it.
Donston
A guy’s butt isn’t going to be shocking to anyone nowadays, especially since they’ve been doing this for ten years. It’s supposed to highlight the diversity of the athletes’ bodies. Though, yes, a lot of it is about ogling.
paul dorian lord fredine
butt, yes, but ditch the duck dynasty beard.
Bob LaBlah
Well said. I couldn’t agree more.
Aires the Ram
Absolutely fine specimen of an in-shape, athletically trained young man. Major ‘Woof’!
LilMesican
Again with these photos that show less than a Sears catalogue.
The butt is nice and all, but I really like the beard!!!
Caramelo
Eh, he’s pretty mediocre, like most of the men hyped up on here.