Everyone always seems so concerned if Lady Gaga is living on the brink of exhaustion, but what about her fans?
True Gagaphiles must emulate “Mother Monster” in every way. The adherence goes beyond simply recreating her many videos, but involves following her fashion choices and diverse cultural interests. Gaga’s spotted with a tea cup, her fans take up tea drinking. Gaga struts around in towering heels, her fans insist they can do the same. While Gaga’s initial pace for setting trends was certainly much faster than other music artists, it was still manageable and entertaining.
But it’s undoubtedly been a taxing season for her followers since “Born This Way” debuted back in February. Perhaps they should have known when they heard her sing that “mi amore vole fe yah” that it wasn’t going to be an easy ride. Eeek! Gaga’s singing in Italian dialects! If you want to be able to keep up with her, time to learn Italian!
Then the album came out and Gaga’s changing her hair everyday, making numerous Christian references, and singing in Spanish on “Americano” and her own version of German on “Scheibe,” and thus her fans are sent scrambling to the hair salon, brushing up on their Christianity and ordering Rosetta Stone Level 1 for Spanish and German.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Now comes news this week that Gaga wants to learn American Sign Language so she can communicate with all of her deaf fans. That’s right little monsters, it not just enough to put your paws up anymore, but now you need to put them to use. True devotees who hang on every word that escapes from Mother Monster’s sacred mouth will now have to learn how to sign if they want to be able to keep up with what she’s saying with her hands.
What’s next? Ukranian? Belarusan? Esperanto? Vulcan? Jive?
It took us a moment to understand how deaf people could actually enjoy music (“wait…but aren’t they…?”), and subsequently sparked a debate about whether not being able to hear Gaga’s music was actually a blessing, but ultimately we acknowledged that Gaga has yet another legion of fans we didn’t know existed and that’s pretty darn cool.
For those learning the language with Lady Gaga, or just for your viewing pleasure, we’ve selected some of the cutest guys on YouTube signing along to her songs:
After watching these two sign through “Born This Way,” we decided we could eat him. Seriously. And we’d probably eat her too while we’re at it.
This fella, Michael, has done of Gaga songs but we’re so excited he taught us how to sign “disco stick” in “LoveGame.”
We don’t even care if he has eyes under his glasses. We just want to get caught in his “Bad Romance.”
Okay Jeremy Neiderer, we want to squeeze you. This has to be the cutest and cuddliest looking version of “Alejandro” in ASL out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJC_NDHT7O4
Props to John Pazienza for signing a less popular Gaga song – “So Happy I Could Die” – and we loved that his dog and fish were there in support.
And yeah, we already did one “Bad Romance” video, but this little Hollister hottie (Canadian!) can’t be left out.
JordanMeehan
BAHAHAHA No. We will never follow LipSyncney Spears.
Xtincta
I don’t recall Madonna ever learning to sign language so what reason would Gaga need to learn it for?
Xtincta
I don’t recall Madonna ever learning to sign so what reason would Gaga need to learn it?
Sebizzar
I’m totally fantasizing over Michael xD
B-Rock
Dear boy in the first video,
Please call me. I mean uh, text me, or whatever.
Aw, let’s just get naked on Skype…
-Me
Atlas
ASL is pretty easy to pick up as far as learning another language goes.
Oh, and she did more French in Bloody Mary. So you need to keep up on that too.
Dustyn
It’s not “Scheibe,” it’s “Scheiße,” which is transcribed as “Scheisse”
Kaythx.
German word for shit.
j
Hooray, I’m majoring in ASL intepreting and I would love to see Gaga sign!
mrbrodybrown
@Dustyn: Thanks, Dustyn. The little lop-sided looking heart or melted capital B intimidated me…plus I didn’t want to use any goddamn curse words because I was afraid I’d offend someone. Shit! Screw! Damn. Argh! : )
Red Meat
What is it with this Britney crap? I don’t know any Britney gay fan personally but I know they exist because I seen them, which is why I probably don’t know any, they are pathetic. I know like 5 Madonna fans, they are all in their 30s, and I know about 7 Gaga fans. Everyone else is into something else, if all your friends are into pop only then yo are probably one of those pathetic gays.
jusanuses696969
is gaga a guy guy???
Dustin K
Err…..Michael has been doing these sign language videos for 4 years. Gaga even emailed him through Perez Hilton saying she loved his bad romance video. Im not surprised she is trying someone elses gimmick. She copies everything other creative people do.
fredo777
@Red Meat: I’m a gay Britney fan, Madonna fan, + GaGa fan. I’m not “into pop only”, but I do happen to enjoy those particular pop artists + I don’t think you can generalize all persons who happen to like their music as “pathetic” when you know nothing else about those individuals.