We know that mustaches belong to the gays.
But here’s the real question: are they actually hot?
There is a debate over stashes that’s roiling on Gay Twitter™ (sorry, Elon, we’re still not calling it “X”), and some gays are taking the bold stance that mustaches, though an admirable display of self-expression, are not aesthetically pleasing.
The open exchange started when one user posted a screenshot of a new stashed Star Trek character, Sam Kirk (Captain James T. Kirk’s older brother). “In the LGBTQ+ community, there are two types of gays: pro-mustache and anti-mustache,” he writes.
For years, the mustache has been portrayed as sacrosanct; and thus, above criticism. Indeed, the mustache plays a central role in modern queer history and identity. Gays started to adopt the stash in in the mid-20th century, when it started to reappear on the outer edges of various counterculture movements.
As more mainstream, masculine actors adopted stashes in the 70s and 80s–think Burt Reynolds–their place in gay culture only grew. It became associated with sexual deviancy, thanks to its adoption by pornographic actors and the “Castro clones.”
Queen frontman Freddie Mercury’s stash was the most iconic of his era–if not all-time.
In more recent years, mustaches have taken on various meanings. Esquire says they “assert one’s free past,” but are also worn to “fit in.” Millennials started to adopt the stash as part of the dreadful “Movember” movement, and soon, hipsters all over college campuses were sporting their most ironic lip sweaters.
Then the pandemic hit, and mustaches once again surged in popularity. The quarantine stash represented the temporary collapse of societal and social norms, as well as socialization in general. They were the facial hair equivalent of the “Lol-Nothing-Matters” GIF.
Today, nearly 10% of U.S. men are sporting some sort of stash. But let’s get back to that central question: do they actually look, you know, good?
The gays are split.
You are very brave for saying this because so many of them are so bad but we all apparently have to pretend that’s not the case.
— Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 (@Chris_Mench) August 11, 2023
Always and forever pro mustache
— johnny. (@itsjohnny81s) August 11, 2023
lately, ive been becoming more pro-moustache, depending on the face, but ive also almost always been pro goatee, depending on the face, and pro beard on pretty much most faces. also i find the shaved head and goatee or beard combo super hot, specially if the head is buffed
— 💗💜💙 (@Chef_EZToon) August 11, 2023
I think it’s hard, but some guys (like the one in the pic) can really pull it off! Not many, though.
— Faliscan Publishing (@faliscanpub) August 11, 2023
I like the mustache but it’s not a blanket statement for all mustaches.
— Kaai Koki (@KaaiKoki) August 11, 2023
clean cut for the win!
— hewantsthelsd (@HewantstheLSD) August 11, 2023
I’m crazy pro mustache
— Wayne Vanderwoodsen #htx (@TheRealWanVan) August 11, 2023
Like most fashion trends, a mustache’s viability probably depends on who’s wearing it. The stash worked for James Franco, but not Justin Bieber. It looks better when it’s thick and bushy, rather than thin and scraggly.
This argument isn’t meant to dissuade anybody from growing their own mouth brow, by the way. As covered previously, the mustache is a vital part of queer history, and the most versatile facial hair around. It represents sexual expression and authority; conformity and freedom.
Mustaches can be iconic, which can’t be said about anybody’s five o’clock shadow.
But again, that doesn’t everyone should have them. Or should they? This debate will never be settled.
Always pro!
— 6”4 BTM (@coffeespillerr) August 11, 2023
I am firmly in the anti-camp. They will kill my attraction to a guy so fast.
— Eric Henson (@Arvenduri) August 10, 2023
I am definitely PRO mustache.
— Temet Nosce 🍻 (@UncleBudSea72) August 10, 2023
For me, it depends on the person. Some can carry it off and some can’t. Me, I can’t, I need the beard, too. Others look amazing.
— Quest Bear (@quest_bear) August 11, 2023
It depends on the person really
— 🤦🏻♂️ (@anchovy_es) August 11, 2023
Pro mustache always!!
— Mikehole 🏳️🌈 (@MichaelDrummey) August 10, 2023
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greekboy
NO!
m
Thank you! AGREED!
Brian
“This debate will never be settled.”
There’s nothing to “settle.” If someone likes facial hair, so be it, they like it, just let them like it. If someone else doesn’t like facial hair, then it is what it is. Stop trying to “win” preferences, as if we all have to agree.
winemaker
To each his own as they say. A well groomed mustache on a handsome man is awesome. Facial hair is subjective and you either like it or not. Who among us recall the 80’s in which many gay men sported ‘staches. and who recalls the tee shirts with the message, ‘mustache rides 5 cents, with wax, 25 cents?
305Ghuy
I hadn’t come into my gayness at that point. Would love to find one of those shirts… just don’t know if I have the b***s to wear it. LMAO!
claudio sgaravizzi
PRO all the time
FreddieW
Don’t care about learning that information on Queerty, whose writers think men in female swimsuits are hot.
But I most definitely agree that Sam Kirk is the hottest Kirk on “Strange New Worlds”.
JJinAus
I don’t like facial hair. So what? There’s no debate, seek what you like.
theaterbloke
My best example is Richard Rankin who plays Roger on Outlander. Compare any time he’s gone clean-shaven (going through the stones initially, wedding to Bree) to the rest of the time when he’s sported facial hair. Dogface rules!
eireapparent
The actor playing Sam Kirk looks good in a mustache. Some people don’t. Some people can rock beards and some people can’t. It’s all hot so find out what works for you and feel good about your choice. As for me, I suddenly want a special ep of Strange New Worlds with Sam Kirk, Hot Spock, and Captain Daddy trapped on the Planet of Forbidden Desires.
FreddieW
Captain Daddy looks pretty, but the character is also pretty weak and unintelligent. He seems like an afterthought on the part of the writers. Several of the female characters are better defined and much stronger.
SFMike
Not going to happen as this show, like the Mandalorian has become another boss woman hot mess that promotes feminism and uses the male characters as background and as targets to show male inferiority and competence.
LeBlevsez
Freddie and Mike –
Anson Mount had more input on the creation of the show than any actor in Trek history. The reason there was less Pike this season is that Mount had a new baby daughter. So the “weak and unintelligent…afterthought” was actually just being a good dad.
I’m really enjoying SNW. That is, when I can hear it over the loud creaking of arthritic and ossified egos.
305Ghuy
I have commented on boards before how ‘pro stache’ I am; esp blond mustaches (The Village People’s Construction worker, ca. 1977). It still boils down to the face.
Some men you can’t imagine anything but eyebrows, lashes and a bang at the most. Some can work a face of lumberjack fur without looking like fools. VanDyke, soul patch, hipster Amish chinstrap; a man’s facial coverage is so personal.
At 54 with the VanDyke setup mostly white on brown skin (sexy daddy here); if I tried to grow a beard, in a week I’ll look ‘fashionably homeless’.
Hair on face, body, head… as long as he’s handsome, sweet and easy on they eyes I’m good. If Kirk’s mustached brother walks into the room I WOULD be struck momentarily dumb. Hell Yeah!
Kangol2
On many BIPOC men, YES! Beards, yes! Goattees, yes!
Huron132
If the man is happy with it I’m all for it! I’m a man who loves the hair. Face, chest, pits, belly, arms, bush, legs it’s all too sexy!
smittoons
The first image/thumbnail maybe not the best example because of how thick the rest of the stubble is. Makes it look like a beard.
A couple mustaches out there do look good on people. Ben Willbond from “Ghosts” invariably looks hotter with one.
But I don’t think it’s a long list. My uncle once told me I’d look better with a mustache and we’re still not speaking.
KellyRobinsonJr
Regardless of your stance in the debate, the color of a man’s facial hair can play the role of an age-old answer to the question: Does the carpet match the drapes? The well-placed whiskers on a man’s face, when his face is swirling around in my nether region, heightens the excitement for me.