Life after Trump

Good news: Randy Rainbow to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration


Randy Rainbow never thought Donald Trump would win, but you know how that went.

Nevertheless, the pussy-grabbing President-elect is having a very tough time finding any entertainer stupid enough to sing at his upcoming inauguration, so Rainbow has decided to take on the dubious honor himself.

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All he requests is the right to perform under an assumed name. And to wear a mask.

Okay, fair enough.