A gif of Harry Styles flag dancing at a concert this week in Munich is making the rounds and it has everyone talking.
Perhaps you can see why?
In addition to dancing with flags, Styles appears to be pitching a tent in his skin-tight purple pants.
OK, OK, it’s probably all a trick of light or an odd camera angle, but still. The internet would rather imagine it’s something a little more, ahem, magical.
How about we take this to the next level?
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????? HARRY STYLES WITH A COMPLETE BONER ????? pic.twitter.com/fRfcc1z1Wu
— Bernardo for Celebs (@bernardoazachel) March 27, 2018
Last month, Styles sent everyone into a frenzy with his new single “Medicine” in which he maybe probably came out as bisexual.
In the song, he sings:
Tingle running through my blood, fingers to my toes
Tingle running through my bones
The boys and the girls are here
I mess around with them
And I’m okay with it
The boys and girls are here
I’m messing ’round with them
And I’m okay with it
chip_in_ga
It looks pretty dam real to me.
kurt_t
I’ve never understood how there emerged in our culture the notion that an erection is something to be embarrassed about. It’s just another bodily function, as natural as blinking. And, when I was Harry’s age, almost as frequent.
oaksong
Since this is a performance I’ll go with prop (Or a big dose of Viagra)
Troyfight
Fun gif…..but I think part of it is the fold of his left pocket. See the right one is somewhat similar.
crowebobby
There’s a photo of him just standing somewhere with his flaccid dick hanging down his leg and it is almost a big as this; he’s definitely a shower. According to his band mates, who talked about grouping each other just to tease and excite their fans: “Harry’s on a whole different level.”
LABrad
Right, it is funny, but impossible. How could the pants get wrapped around it so perfectly? Even if the fabric was thin enough and stretchy enough, it still wouldn’t do that.
JamJewel
Exactly, LABrad: Wouldn’t there be a tent effect if it were his penis? In slo-mo it looks like the pants are constructed to be like that so it may be something carved to look like a penis. What we don’t know is if his entire performance was in that condition.
Darryl
It’s a boner, plain and simple. The wild imaginations of those who think it’s his ‘left pocket’ and comparing that to the right one are not able to see clearly. There is NO relation to the location of this alleged boner to either of his pockets! Get real!
Tête Carrée
@Darryl
You keep telling yourself that until you finish.
justgeo
Pants pocket edge with mini crotch buldge. New words but just a remake of Bowie’s Rocket Man.
Mack
I’m all for that, call it “truth in advertising”. Too many exaggerate the size, let’s see the truth before “purchasing”.
moose6969
I reckon that it is a real cock pic. Its not a prop.
Woodrow
The ‘reporter’, David Grant failed to point out a fact that interests me more. Harry is waving three flags, one of which is a Rainbow flag. You go, Queerty… :-/ …smh
scotshot
Photoshop. I’ve never see a photo or video where the pants perfectly contour to his cock.
mhoffman953
Looking at it, I think that’s a pocket