GROANING PAIN

Homophobic Has-Been Kirk Cameron’s New Job: NOM Mouthpiece

Kirk Cameron pissed off everybody when he went on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight and decried homosexuality as “unnatural,” “detrimental,” and “ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization.”

Well, not everyone: His hateful rhetoric landed the former Growing Pains star a gig as a spokesman for the National Organization for Marriage’s bogus group, the Marriage Anti-Defamation Alliance.

Sorry, Kirk, we ain’t buying it—and neither is GLAAD. “Kirk Cameron and the anti-gay activists at NOM are making a claim that Americans know to be false,” said GLAAD President Herndon Graddick. “This rhetoric won’t work anymore. Communities across this country love and cherish their LGBT neighbors, friends and family members. This includes people in families headed by LGBT people.”

Let’s see, our side has Brad Pitt, Lady Gaga, Russell Simmons, Carrie Underwood, Kristin Chenowith, George Clooney, Alicia Keys, Susan Sarandon, Madonna and Dolly Parton. Their side has a guy whose best friend’s name was Boner.

Who do you think is winning the star-power wars?