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How Does Mason Wyler Get Such Clear Skin?

I live in Cinco Ranch, a master-planned community in the West Houston suburb of Katy, TX. My name is Mason Wyler. I’m 26 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Mason Wyler, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real Mason Wyler. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, Mason Wyler is simply not there.

—Mason Wyler, the newly out HIV-porn star who claims “I don’t need someone to talk to, I need someone to fuck me!,” apparently mixing skin care regimens and existential monologues [via NSFW]

By:          JD
On:           Sep 24, 2010
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      Sep 24, 2010 at 10:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ragdo

      never seen American psycho?

      Sep 24, 2010 at 10:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville

      @ No. 2 Ragdo

      I was thinking the exact same thing. One of the all-time best individual movie scenes, Christian Bale/Patrick Bateman’s morning routine (alas without a j/o moment).

      Sep 24, 2010 at 10:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DR


      I have. I recognized this immediately. Is it wrong to not think of this as “edgy” or “hip”?

      Sep 24, 2010 at 10:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j

      It wasn’t edgy or hip. If you want to be a gym queen, then fine. But if you decide to open your mouth, your existential monologue better be good. This wasn’t.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 11:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pygar

      Jesu Christe! Sounds like the opening of Mommie Dearest!
      I admit, I was heading down this road in my mid-20s. I’m much happier with my body at 40 and don’t give a fuck what people think. Honey, fix your soul, the shell is what gets left behind.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Enron

      If you can do all of that work to take care of your skin, what was so hard about using protection in the bed room or on the set?

      Sep 24, 2010 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brad

      If I can’t be what I want to be, and the “real me” is intertwined with the “faux me”, let me set the record straight by injecting my name into some Bret Easton Ellis prose. Hmmm – Proof that there are no original thoughts in his little head.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 11:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      @Enron: Absolute Zinger!

      Sep 24, 2010 at 11:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Agent Cake

      Apparently most of you have never read or seen American Psycho.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 11:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DR

      for those who have never heard of Brett Easton Ellis (a bisexual American author) or American Psycho (book or film):

      Sep 24, 2010 at 12:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Plazaboy

      Using one of the monologues from American Psycho can’t be seen as edgy or hip because it’s pathetic! And completely unoriginal. American Psycho is a satire and if Mason Wyler is comparing himself to the Patrick Bateman character, i just feel sorry for him.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • A BBG

      Cinco Ranch is trash. Home of the 30k dollar a year millionaire. Outside the loop? ew.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 12:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zaniell

      His face is puffy in the morning cause of water retention from roids

      Sep 24, 2010 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NAP79

      He likes taking care of himself enough to have bareback sex with 100’s of annonymous porn stars. Well done Mason!

      Sep 24, 2010 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      You guys nailed it, that is pretty much copied from the book American Psycho.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious

      Yawn. Guys from my generation are so “original”.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 12:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kenny

      Okay I was wrong about this dude i tried to give him the benefit of doubt about the aids thing .But damn I was stupid I still hope he improves but this guy thinks hes the gift of all gifts to every guy out there you can tell the guys as full of himself as possible. Heres a tip mason start loving and thinking about others stop being so stupid as to put not only yourself but other peoples health in danger with your own stupidity.Lastly get over yourself lose the ego and stop continuing to perpetuate the myth that gay guys are sluts who will fuck anything that moves and not care about whether they get aids or not.Unbelievable.Start thinking more about others instead of just yourself and respect yourself and your body enough to not be stupid reckless and idiotic.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • m...

      “I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine”

      …oh the irony of this quote when he decided that making sure you practice safe sex wasn’t part of taking care of himself…dealing with a pimple is much easier to deal with than what’s going to happen when AIDS really starts to take a toll down the road even with the medications for it

      Sep 24, 2010 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rob

      Oh Mason, you so silly.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 6:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spongey

      I have to agree with A BBG about Katy subdivision, it is Ew. But then again so is Mason, so it’s perfect.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 7:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blaine Ward

      @kenny: Well, well, Mr. Kenny Asshole finally comes around and realizes he was wrong! Told you so, asshole!!!

      Sep 24, 2010 at 7:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kenny

      @Blaine Ward:

      You truly are the most immature arrogant person ive ever come across.You need to get the hell over it already and GROW UP.That was a month ago when I unfortunately met you here you still have to show up whenever you can to prove how much more superior smarter and knowledgeable you are then me.Get over yourself already you are not only unbearable to even try to have a civil conversation with you are also arrogant and pompous I dont have an ego though like you do and Im glad someone thumbed you up people like you just try to be bullies here and its pathetic you’re a grown adult START ACTING LIKE ONE. I am man enough to admit when I am wrong and it still is not my fault that I was just trying to be a decent and compassionate human being dont expect you to know anything about EITHER OF THOSE. I know Mason was an idiot and I CAN see now that I was wrong I misjudged his character and I can tell he doesnt give a shit about anything but fucking some random stranger. It’s about as pathetic and sad as YOU ACT here. Final words for thumbs up or thumbs down makes no matter to me either way you need to seriously grow up lose the ego and get over yourself.I am a grown adult and I will be damned I am gonna have a stupid fight such as THIS ONE with someone on the internet of all places.Sheesh.

      Quit thinking because you are older then me it makes you wiser and better also once again there goes your EGO again.

      Sep 24, 2010 at 9:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pip

      The opening to American Psycho is how I figured out for sure that I was gay.

      Sep 25, 2010 at 6:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blaine Ward

      @kenny: Hey, Asshole, YOU are the one who could not face reality by flagging my comments enough times to get them deleted! You even bragged about that! And you call me immature? Hahahahaha!! Speak for yourself you hypocrite!

      Sep 25, 2010 at 9:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franco

      I love how he says he likes to take care of himself, but not enough to put a condom on to prevent him from contracting an incurable virus. So silly. And the vanity, really, has he nothing more to worry about? How about HIV.

      Sep 25, 2010 at 9:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Richard

      Real classy girls. Not only did most of you jump all over a chance to invoke his infection to mock his feeble attempt at humor, but ya’ll nailed home your lack of tact by actually belittling his noveau-riche subdivision while you did it.

      The only thing more pathetic than this aging and damaged porn star is the way his detractors here never miss a chance to kick him while he’s down. Sometimes I think he’s a brilliant performance artists, and the collective response he gets is the punchline.

      Sep 25, 2010 at 5:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kenny

      @Blaine Ward:

      Ugh continuing to respond to your egotistical ass is a migraine in the makings.Listen here simpleton I dont care who the hell you think you are I dont give a shit about you nor have any respect for you whatsoever especially as a human being you are nothing more then an elitist egotistical arrogant superficial snob nothing more to me.I am not gonna waste my brain cells speaking to someone who continuously thinks he is always right and everyone is always wrong.I’d also like to thank the immature people for flagging me down also I didnt realize this site was some pathetic high school popularity contest and apparently you must be well liked by people just as hateful hypocritical and arrogant as you are.No surprise Ive met plenty people like YOU within in this community and people like you make this community look very bad trust me. Now put your head back up your ass and shove your superiority complex I am not gonna keep coming back to respond to you to inflate that massive ass head and ego of yours.I flagged you for harassing me also you idiot and yes you are still the IMMATURE one.You got all whiny and bitchy a month ago and stuck your foot in your mouth with me just because I was nice about Mason my parents raised me that way not to be an asshole you’re the winner in that race everytime I assure you.

      Sep 25, 2010 at 8:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blaine Ward

      @kenny: Sanctimonious hypocrite–another thing your parents raised you as. And a windbag of hot air, as well. Buh-bye :)

      Sep 25, 2010 at 9:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Richard

      Will you two twats stop bitching at each other?

      Sep 25, 2010 at 9:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto

      Drop it, silly slutz. All this pearl-clutching is SOOO tedious.

      Sep 26, 2010 at 3:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kenny

      @Blaine Ward:

      I notice you keep getting thumbed up this sites pathetic a bunch of arrogant childish twits who think they are superior to other people just because people have a differing opinions then you people do.Pathetic like I said the judgemental condescending and arrogant attitudes of this community are disgraceful no better then the bigots.For the first time ever im fucking ashamed to be a part of this community or anything like you hypocrites either.STFU already Blaine you are nothing more then an elitist snob to me nothing more fuck off already inferior one.

      Sep 26, 2010 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kenny

      @Blaine Ward:

      I’ve been flagging you for harassment you dipshit youve been following me around purposely trying to press buttons to get a reaction out of me.You’re pathetic dont even speak to me about my LACK of maturity the only reason I ever responded to your stupid ass in the first place is because you called me out and you said I was an idiot just because I was compassionate towards Masons plights. Ugh idiot.

      Sep 26, 2010 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Casey

      Um….who is this person and why do we care.

      Sep 26, 2010 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kenny

      @Blaine Ward:

      My parents raised me as a decent human being they also raised me to stand up for myself against morons such as yourself.Take your head out of your ass already I am surprised that massive ego of yours can fit through doorways.I dont care if you dont like me or respect my opinion get the hell over it already you hypocrite .Oh and sanctimonious?You idiot not only am I not religious ive also never been sanctimonious a day in my life mr man who sits up on his pedestal looking down on other people.You’re the perfect example of the 2 faced gay american you turn on people in your own fucking community just because they have a different opinion then you do.For the last time grow the hell up you twit ugh.

      Sep 29, 2010 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • karen

      I like guys that take care of themselves cute picture of him too.

      Dec 28, 2010 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mickey

      Why is everyone who comments on this website always so angry? Not just this post but like, all of them. Lighten up and enjoy life.

      Jan 23, 2011 at 2:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franco

      i use soap and water!

      Jan 24, 2011 at 1:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike

      “I believe in taking care of myself…”

      Except for the part about contracting HIV. Just saying.

      Jan 26, 2011 at 12:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sid

      Cinco Ranch? Can I laugh and vomit at the same time? That’s exactly where Patrick Bateman would live if he made less money. (Bonus fact: in the 2010 Swampies (given by a prominent Houston real estate blog), it just won “Least Historic Neighborhood”. Hah.)

      Jan 26, 2011 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alex

      It’s not the abs that’s adorable, it’s how hard he tries to be the perfect bottom by doing his crunches everyday. Love him.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justnow

      I really dont know what mood im in but some of you guys got me JTFO…….

      Feb 1, 2011 at 6:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi

      @Franco: I’m with you! And I think Mason is sexy, but that’s me.

      Feb 26, 2011 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EJ

      I’ve spoken with Mason, we used to correspond before I found out he was doing porn. He’s a really sweet guy. People make mistakes, especially during passionate times. We’ve all been there, and have done things we regret. Who are we to judge him the way you guys do?

      Jul 7, 2011 at 5:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lolzy

      I imagine running my fingernail down the side of his face and noticing a skin tone difference from the five pounds of moisturizers and balms he applies.

      Jul 18, 2011 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bil

      I wash my face with a bar of soap and my skin is fabulous!

      Jul 21, 2011 at 8:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TMikel

      Photoshop also helps!

      Jul 21, 2011 at 8:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Guillermo3

      His skin may be clear,but he’s both arrogant and FUGLY!!

      Jul 24, 2011 at 2:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • readycarlos

      It was like he went from Mary Kay consultant to American Psycho in the blink of an eye!

      Aug 11, 2011 at 7:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Allen D.


      EXACTLY. Everyone has slipped up when it comes to safe sex. It only takes once. Who knew there were so many goddamn saints on this site?

      Aug 20, 2011 at 5:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·


      Aug 27, 2011 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mykey

      @Richard: why do you refer to him as aging, his only 27, which in my opinion doesn’t count for aging, well unless ur talking about aging in porn, modelling, hollywood…

      Aug 31, 2011 at 3:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hillers

      I read this and imagined Sharon Needles saying it, and it sounded so much better. Thanks for the laughs, Mason Dixon Whateveryournameis!

      Oct 29, 2012 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hillers

      @BLUE MAGIC: Do you think having a handle or proper punction and grammar is a plus, too?

      Oct 29, 2012 at 3:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anthony

      this is an awful skin care regimen and i hope nobody tries it because of some porn star.

      Oct 31, 2012 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • krandall

      Shouldn’t you save this for April 1?

      Nov 7, 2012 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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