Japanese Macaque Do It Right

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Esquire has again ventured into the world of faggotry to offer its three readers the so-called “Field Guide to Gay Animals”. Among the critter chronicle, which includes flamingos, koalas and, yes, penguins, homo-spotters will also find the japanese macaque: an adorable monkey known for both its lesbianic tendencies and sexual ingenuity:

Female macaques form short-term exclusive relationships known as consortships with other females. They groom each other, defend their partners against other animals, and regularly mount one another. These ladies have been observed having sex in at least seven different positions.

Hmm, sounds like they can teach those Sapphic Saudis a thing or two, no? And us, too…

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One Comment

  • Matt

    Why aren’t humans on their list?

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