From what we understand, there are saucy tales galore in Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries.
Case in point: this tasty little morsel gleaned from the Daily Mail.
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Cohen proudly recounts that one crazy time Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos strongly encouraged him to sleep with a “beautifully blonde” lady, as well as her equally gorgeous husband — “a muscular, tanned mechanic.”
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Allegedly Ripa said, “Jake’s very handsome and Angela is beautiful and I am very happy for you.”
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Her husband’s pithy reply: “Dude!”
After getting properly stoned, Cohen writes, “I did things with a girl for the first time in thirty years… [but] I did not lose my virginity.”
Eager to curl up with Cohen’s latest memoir beside the nearest hearth? Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries will be released on November 15.
dean089
EUW!
everybodywinsyay
Every time Andy Cohen touches himself he is doing something with a woman.
Brian
Mr Cohen has sullied himself with a gina? Quick, take a shower, Mr Cohen. Soon he’ll start menstruating.
Louis
@everybodywinsyay: Yet again more overcompensating insensitive disrespect towards other gay men.
I swear when it comes to this community we have the concept of INTOLERANCE down pat.
So embarrassing.
everybodywinsyay
@Louis: Just because another person is gay doesn’t mean they automatically deserve “respect”. He is a disrespectful sh*t stirrer who profits off of other people’s garbage. This isn’t INTOLERANCE. It is JUDGMENT.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
I find the weird celebratory tone of these kinds of str8 wish fulfilment, quasi-bi, conversion-esque fodder (gay YouTubers touch vaginas!) to be extremely creepy
CaliKyle
@Brian: Right. Because all men who penetrate vaginas menstruate. Seriously, how old are you? Do you have any pubes yet?
Gates
@everybodywinsyay: I think the blame lies with people who watch his show and buy his books. He is just one of countless tv personalities that do this ( Wendy Williams, Jerry Springer, Chelsea Handler, etc.) People want that stuff and he gives it to them. He is just a reflection of our society.
He BGB
So her muscular tan mechanic husband made it a 3 way?does that count? Even if he’s doing with the blonde lady aND the handsome muscular tan mechanic is in the room?
rdgallagher
Yes, and they braided each other’s hair, made smores and talked about boys……. then fell asleep after making a few prank phone calls.
Sluggo2007
What a bunch of bull!