Kevin Spacey, seen above giving his best “I’m into this but I’m not, like, into it, but I like it, but I don’t like like it” face should have let out the enormous smile we know was brimming underneath the surface.
How do we know it was hiding?
Well here’s what Spacey had right in front of him:
And some of this:
And a little of this:
No, this isn’t Kevin Spacey’s dream birthday party — there just happened to be a sexy male striptease set to Britney Spears while Spacey appeared on an Italian game show.
Right, and we just happened to book a trip to New York during Fleet Week.
Check out the oddly-themed office cubicle dance below: