We’re on Week 3 of Chris’s Medifast-fueled “Project Jawline”! We can feel our thighs not touching right through our computer screen! After losing 12.5 pounds over two weeks, he’s dropped another three pounds, the anger that hungry people feel is starting to set in. How come other people enjoy double martinis and fettuccine alfredo and he can’t?!
We feel you Chris. Portion control is for losers! Also: For healthy people. But most importantly, it pleases us to know Queerty‘s stalking of your jawline is motivation, not irritation.