In the ongoing saga of Mark Zuckerberg versus Elon Musk, one plot twist has left Gay Twitter™ at a loss: under his T-shirts and hoodies, Zuckerberg has been hiding a built physique.
The conversation started when Zuckerberg and Musk’s rivalry escalated to the suggestion of a physical fight.
The two tech CEOs have always been competitors, but with the launch of Zuckerberg’s new platform Threads, a direct competitor to Musk’s faltering Twitter, their back-and-forth has reached new heights (including the suggestion of a “literal dick-measuring contest” from Musk).
I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 10, 2023
Now, rumors of a UFC-style cage fight between the two have been swirling, thanks to a tweet from Musk saying, “I’m up for a cage match if he is.” Since then, both parties have shown their commitment to the bit by teaming up with actual superstars of the fighting world. Musk apparently had a private training session with UFC fighter Georges St-Pierre, who tweeted a pic of himself and Musk after their workout.
Zuckerberg followed Musk’s lead, posting a picture of himself with UFC champions Israel Adesanya and Alex Volkanovski — and unlike Musk, Zuckerberg is flaunting his shirtless bod.
You can guess where this is going. At the sight of a shirtless torso with a hint of muscle, Gay Twitter™ is always guaranteed to go feral, no matter who said torso belongs to. Zuck is no exception.
But not everyone is on board to get “Zucked” by Zuckerberg (a phrase I already regret writing). Plenty of others criticized thirsting after Zuckerberg, who’s not the only questionable object of Gay Twitter’s attention in recent memory — shoutout to Ron DeSantis.
And of course, some folks pointed out that this whole situation reflects gay guys behavior on the apps. Moral of the story? Raise your standards, people! We can do better!
And this is why torso people do what they do pic.twitter.com/SQW6qmpBsi
— steven avocado (@StevenAvocado) July 12, 2023
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jax florida
Since they are both “free market” capitalists they should move the challenge to Only Fans.. The winner can be whoever can earn the most. That would also solve that whole measuring thing once and for all.
abfab
A drone should pick Mark up by the collar and dump him into an active Hawaiian lava flow. He plundered more land from the natives than one man ever needs. He’s a greedy son of a bitch and I need to unsee his skanky body and those disgusting knee caps. With or with out clothing, he’s an ugly person.
D P
I logged in to Queerty just to give a star to this comment, but come to find there is no such tool. Therefore, let me say THANK YOU to @abfab for stating this comment. I concur.
Bengali
D P apparently thinks your comment is worth commenting on. Not sure why. Of the two Zuckerberg is the lesser evil…by far. Musk has proven his Trump-like business managements skills and embraces racism and hate speech. Further Musk’s suggestion of a dick measuring contest is truly immature and pathetic. A man’s ding-dong has nothing to do with his abilities to run a successful business. Musk has proven he does smell like dead skunk.
abfab
I think the only thing you’re sure of are moles.@Bengali
jsmu
@Bengali–Your stupidity is incredible. Zuckerf*ck’s propaganda-for-rubles shite with P*ta and Cambridge Analytica was one of the reasons we got dRUMPf. That’s only the start of the litany of Zuckerf*ck’s crimes.
abfab
True that. But Bengali is too concerned with moles. He’s not well.
Pietro D
MEAN.,,,,,,,, but all true.
Covid Hermit
Totally unattractive guy with a god complex. No thank you! (This is also why I don’t use any of his products).
Tombear
It sure is sad when minimum wage working Gay men who probably work at minimum wage jobs put down a billionaire because they are jealous of his money. Just sad.
abfab
Reject.
Bosch
Not just any billionaire. A billionaire with the personality of an android who’s turned people into unwitting products to be sold to the highest bidders. A billionaire who allowed Cambridge Analytica to manipulate the American voter base because money.
Kangol2
Perfectly said, @Bosch!
abfab
@Tombear
And if we were, as you say ”jealous of his money”, we would be envious of his money, not jealous. The word is envious. Now return to your job at Wendy’s.
dbmcvey
Yes, we don’t want to hurt the billionaires’ feelings.
jsmu
It sure is sad when MAGAturd losers who vote for their own impoverishment and oppression by the sociopathic billionaires try to troll on posts like this.
Pitiful.
Hayden
Why in this community can you not be critical or you must be jealous. Just cause people don’t like Zuck doesn’t make them jealous. You seem to think mark needs you to come to his rescue.
Rugby8
Finally – a comment from a normal person.
Abfab certainly seems like a whiny piece of work with a goal of spouting crap.
Another whiny GenXer brought up to believe he’s right about everything?
AnywY Tombear – thanks for representing normal people
abfab
@rugby. You’re a shit head. You’re delusional and you certainly must be projecting. You’re also a loser. So stop.
Hayden
Lol Rugby “Normal” people to you is running around calling people jealous only because they are critical. That to me seems more bitchy than just having a difference of opinion. I wouldn’t call normal screaming jealousy just because. And if you disagree you must just be jealous for some reason cause that’s what “Normal” people say
abfab
rugboy is seriously mad at something with very little to add here about the Zuckerberg controversy.
He’s boring and beige….like Zuck.
Bosch
Time spent on the body is time not spent on the personality.
still_onthemark
Is that why your paintings are so weird, Hieronymus Bosch?
Bosch
Those paintings are time spent on shrooms.
abfab
Dag!
DBMC
Still, you know that Hieronymous Bosch is dead, right?
Bosch
Dag!
still_onthemark
That’s “ripped”? If that’s ripped, I’m doing great!
But why does he bother to live in Hawaii if he never goes outside?
smittoons
That is 100% a good example of being ripped. So… congrats?
still_onthemark
@smittoons: I’ll take the compliment. I’m way older than Zuck!
And I’ve seen that shirtless photo of fat Elon at Mykonos – Uck!
Zuck and Uck!
If only there were a sign-up sheet to volunteer to beat the crap out of both of them?
abfab
Have you seen Russell Crowe lately?
still_onthemark
@abfab: oh that explains why Russell Crowe has been hitting the donuts lately, he’s getting ready to play Elon in a movie?
jsmu
@smittoons Yo, clueless dude? That’s barely even cut, MUCH LESS ripped.
Ex-gymnast here. I still look better than Zuckerf*ck, thank dog!
Rugby8
Why us that a problem for you? Is your life so perfect that you worry about where some rich guy lives?
Well, if so, lucky You!
still_onthemark
@Rugby8: He should create a virtual reality Hawaii to live in so he doesn’t f*ck up the real one!
Louis
Seeing Mark’s body makes me wanna see Edward Snowden’s. Always had a think for Edward and I reckon he’d look even better under those shirts he wears.
As for the hatred towards Mark, as much as I loathe Meta and don’t use their products, I’m also intelligent enough to know that people have free-will and therefore CHOOSE to be the product when it comes to Meta services. Especially since Cambridge Analytica.
abfab
You’re naive and uninformed and NOT intelligent. Knock yourself out with your Snowden fantasy.
Bengali
You do know that Snowden is a siamese twin, right? First we have Edward Snowden. Then there’s his siamese twin which resides on his neck in the form of that monstrous mole that keeps getting caught on his shirt collar. BLECH!!!
Rugby8
Well said!
Truly.
Rugby8
And , once again, the whiny troll abfab spews his bile.
…..how sad for you
Louis
@abfab You have called me naive and unintelligent but not stated why/how. My post referred solely to Mark and Meta, none of which I think a reasonable person can disagree with. People have free will and are not forced to use Meta products/services.
You have then gone on to make separate posts about him as a person (rather than a Meta shareholder), but those posts did not exist when I posted my comment about Meta, nor do they link to my comments about Meta. Therefore, there was no naivety in my comments about Meta.
@Bengali Each to one’s own. His “twin” as you call it does not bother me. No doubt you find someone attractive to whom I would never be attracted. We all have different tastes. Diverse tastes is what makes life interesting.
abfab
Louis…..really. Delete the word FORCED from your lexicon when it comes to the internet. We get free will. The minute you hit a link, you’re in. Don’t pretend.
Kangol2
If they really let loose Zucks and Melon Husk could reduce each others’ heads to spaghetti sauce. It wouldn’t solve all the problems they’ve created or the address their ruinous actions but it would provide a bit of momentary pleasure and Schadenfreude to the countless people they’ve harmed.
abfab
You can do your own research but I’ll get ya started………
”Zuckerberg’s massive estate has met with criticism and controversy in the past. In 2016, Zuckerberg angered neighbors when he constructed a 6ft stone wall around his property that blocked easy access to Pila’a Beach, in an attempt to decrease highway and road noise.”
Rugby8
And?
Still none of your business.
abfab
You’re a racist, rugboy. And you’re obviously a passive agressive toxic jock. Leave.
Rugby8
@abNOTfab
A racist? Lololol.
Passive Aggressive Toxic Jock???
Lolololololol
Passive – you
Aggressive – you
Toxic – you
Jock — I’m reasonably comfortable assuming NOT you.
Leave the house once in a while
Stop being jealous of what other people have
Honey — your meds are Not working.
abfab
rugboy, your husband of 42 years (like, did we really need to read that, as if it proves how wonderful you are) is calling you. He’d like you to take out your toxic rage on his ass and not here.
abfab
”Then in early 2017, Zuckerberg’s lawyers filed lawsuits against hundreds of local Hawaiians who may own an interest in small pockets within his estate’s boundaries. The “quiet title” suits are used to clarify the often complicated history of land ownership in the state and can often force owners to auction off their lands. In certain cases, defendants are even required to pay the legal fees of the plaintiff – in this case, the world’s fifth richest man.”
Rugby8
And?
abfab
You’re a fool, rugboy.
Rugby8
Yes dear
abfab
“This is the face of neocolonialism,” said Kapua Sproat, a law professor at the University of Hawaii to the Guardian in 2017. “Even though a forced sale may not physically displace people, it’s the last nail in the coffin of separating us from the land.”
“For us, as native Hawaiians, the land is an ancestor. It’s a grandparent … You just don’t sell your grandmother,” Sproat added.
(these three excerpts, The Guardian) And this is just for starters.
smittoons
He wins the battle of who has a better body. Great. They’re both still awful people and I don’t really think there’s much point is wasting oxygen on things like “Well, Zuckerberg seems to be nice to his family at least…”
We need to stop idolizing the rich and putting greater emphasis on some basic good qualities like say, empathy, generosity, grace, altruism, honesty, curiosity and gratitude.
RoyM
What! That’s just un-American!! In the U.S.A. money is the only thing that matters.
Rugby8
Works for me
abfab
@ rugby…..is that because you’re Patriot or a closet case?
Rugby8
@ abNOTfab
Close case??? Dear – when is the last time you were in a relationship/marriage with a man for 42 Years???
You probably weren’t born when I started going to Julius’ and the other gay bars in Greenwich Village- in the middle 1970s.
Stop with the mean diatribes. You aren’t the “arbiter of correct”. Tossing around “fashionable buzzwords” as if you created the concepts …
Take a breath – try actually not being jealous, not hating.
abfab
Close case? You’re really off your rocker.
abfab
– when is the last time you were in a relationship/marriage with a man for 42 Years?
That has to be one of the dumbest questions to hit these pages.
SDR94103
he has an amazing body.
jsmu
You REALLY don’t get out much, do you? LOL
PoetDaddy
They are both schmucks, but Musk is FAR more dangerous. #BewareElonMusk
BigJohnSF
I’d do Zukerberg for a million dollars. Musk, no amount would be enough.
bigdandd
Hell, if we ALL had his money, we could look like that. I always thought his face looks like one of those giant lizards. NOT attractive at all.
Rikki Roze
I’ve always thought Zuck was kinda sexy and hot. Now I know he is.
abfab
Not surprised.
Godabed
Hard hard hard PASS!
LiamBlack
Twitter is Dead. Hey Queerty, start posting Threads?
still_onthemark
Yeah, I wish Queerty would at least start the difficult process of Twitter withdrawal. They can hardly put together a news item without the help of “Gay Twitter [TM]”. Elon Musk crossed the line into right-wing villainy quite some time ago, and Queerty shouldn’t keep enabling him.
I suppose “Gay Threads” sounds like the name of a thrift store, but a cool one.
Louis
@still_onthemark “Gay Threads” as a thrift store made me chuckle.
But I concur, it would be good if Queerty extracted itself from Twitter. Reddit too if I’m honest. I can cope with Instagram for the (sometimes) eye candy, but would prefer the NEWS about our community to come from reputable sources/journalism rather than social media.
preppyesque
He is one of the most beautiful people on the planet. I say that entirely based on his $109.5 Billion Dollar Net worth (as of today). And yes, “We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl”
jsmu
No, sweetiepie. You’re a clueless, classless, tired little queen with no functioning brain cells.
FIFY.
Rugby8
Great post ….lol
Jsmu is ANOTHER tired queen who thinks she knows all, and should be able to determine what you should think.
Have another Vodka Stinger dear.
abfab
@rugboy The tired old queens line is old…….and so are you. Find something new to say that might be informative.
Rugby8
@NOTfab
…..shhhhhhh
No matter what you think, or hope, your “style” absolutely identifies you as an Whiny Old Queen. If that’s not what you are, you should try not Acting like One.
Quentin Crisp ring a bell ? (Without any wit of course)
abfab
Fu ck off rugboy. You bother me. Pull yourself together would ya.
James
Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are both creeps.
mikekey14
Pass the brain bleach, please.
mildredspierce
I could just about stand Zuck’s face if he was throwing one into me, but my guts would lurch if Pusk was within 500 feet. One. Ugly. Creep.
abfab
Oh the irony!
He started The Facebook for his frat boys to judge the young women on campus, facially, before meeting them. And there it is. How clever of him to finally drop the the…..
Funny how the rich also are the most unnatractive. I fear he would not get many dates today if The Facebook he hung out on was still around. He’s a pig.
Rugby8
abfab — your Jealousy is showing darling.
You didn’t get a bid to join a Fraternity? Your personality didnt win the guys over? Poor thing. Doubt you’d have survived Pledging. But, I think you should let those 20+ year old dreams go.
Another Vodka Stinger for you too?
Diplomat
LoL
Diplomat
In Abs defense he did fill me in on info I didn’t know. If Zuck didn’t look like the out of costume Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz I’d probably do him.
abfab
@rugby. The vodka is all yours, macho man.
Rugby8
Macho Man? Lolol
How 70s of you
How about Marlboro Man? More recycled material.
Fraternities a Hot Button for you?
Sorry.
Being masculine isn’t toxic — no matter what feminists say, no matter how badly you think it is.
Psychiatrists do say that people hate that which they can’t be, or have.
Many gay men of the 1950s 1960s 1970s went through all of these syndromes. The movie The Way We Were – script by Arthur Laurents- was actually about him (Streisand) and the Straight, Blond, College boy he was in love with. He worked out some His Own angst that way — until it started to become clear to the studio, and he was told to make changes.
Stop with the self-loathing.
Truly
For your Own sake
Bosch
“Being masculine isn’t toxic ”
You must understand there is a difference between masculinity and toxic masculinity.
In my experience, the men who insist there’s no such thing as toxic masculinity are the men who others refer to as toxic.
abfab
Macho man loves Barbra! There’s hope for him! Please check your toxicity at the door.
lb90802
Looks like someone skipped leg day.
inbama
Considering what we’re often treated to here, Zuckerberg is definitely an improvement over Sam Smith, but that’s an extremely low bar.
Rambeaux
Thank you for giving me my LOL for today.
You are so right.
For the record, I think that Zuck has a great physique.
And for once, he does not have the “robot” expression on his face. He is smiling like a any person would.
FreddieW
Zuckerberg could be the most muscular man on the planet and that bad haircut would still render him hideous.
Creamsicle
The bigger surprise to me is that Zuckerberg CAN actually smile just like a human person on occasion.
Max
it’s simple: just say “no” to weirdos.
GayEGO
Oh my! Zucky has a muscular chest!
randile
If I was Zuckerberg I would spend some of my billions and buy a new face like J. K. Rowling did. They say money can’t buy love, but it sure can buy a pretty face.