FLOTUS in distress

Melania Trump even more miserable than people think, “furious” over “24/7 tornado” that is her life

Melania Trump isn’t just miserable, she’s purportedly “furious” over the “24/7 tornado” that her life has become in the 14 months since her husband’s inauguration.

An insider source close to the first lady tells People that the First Lady is absolutely horrified over what’s happened to her reputation.

“What’s happening is exactly what she didn’t want to happen,” the source says. “They’ve literally become like the Kardashians: scandals, divorces, headlines.”

From the Stormy Daniels lawsuit to the special counsel investigation into Russia’s election meddling to rumors that her husband had affairs with model Karen McDougal and Celebrity Apprentice contestant Aubrey O’Day, Melania has had about as much as she can take.

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The First Lady pines for her days as a private citizen when she could do whatever the hell she wanted and there was nobody around to bother her.

“She was able to do whatever she wanted and have her family with her much of the time,” a second source adds.

Melania used to love just hanging around Mar-a-Lago, where she would “shop, use the spa and have her family dine outside with her.”

“No one was paying attention to her two years ago,” the first source says. “They went about their day. Now it’s a 24/7 tornado. She hates it.”

The source adds: “She’s someone that likes routine. Early to bed, early to rise, take care of herself, etc. And he’s 24/7 on TV and electronics and thinking and scheming.”

“There’s not a lot of peaceful downtime. They are as a couple exactly how you think they would be: complete opposites. So this lifestyle doesn’t work for her.”

Oh, Melania. If you think it’s bad, imagine how the rest of us feel!

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