It seems like every day, new details from former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham’s forthcoming book, I’ll Take Your Questions Now, are released. The latest bit of gossip once again involves Melania Trump and her usual habits, as well as the petty lengths she would go to get revenge on her husband for embarrassing her.
According to Grisham, the Secret Service nicknamed the ex-FLOTUS “Rapunzel” because she hardly ever left “her tower, a.k.a the White House residence.” She also believed in self-care so much that immediately upon boarding Air Force One she would change into a robe and slippers so she could be more comfortable.
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Grisham also claims that, during her time as First Lady, the former model spent most days cooped up indoors with her son, Barron, and her parents while she worked on her scrapbooks and photo albums, which she loved so much she considered them her children.
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“Deep into the pandemic, she spent two hours recreating the ribbon-cutting for the White House tennis pavilion because she hadn’t gotten the right shot weeks earlier,” she writes. “She was working on a photo shoot of a rug during the Capitol riot.”
Oh, and remember that “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” jacket Melania wore while traveling to visit migrant children at the Texas-Mexico border? Grisham devotes an entire chapter just to that.
She writes that Melania was genuinely bothered by her husband’s family separation policy and wanted to see for herself what was happening down at the border, but “for reasons that still remain a mystery, she’d ordered the $39 Zara jacket online.”
It wasn’t until after the photos went viral that the White House cooked up the ridiculous story about how she wore the jacket to troll the “Fake News Media.” That explanation, Grisham claims, was just last minute damage control.
Oh, and speaking of the “Fake News Media,” when news broke of Trump’s alleged affair with Stormy Daniels, Grisham says Melania became “unleashed” and started looking for ways to embarrass him in public by doing things like refusing to hold his hand or swatting him away if he tried reaching for her.
According to Grisham, Melania would also surround herself with the most handsome military aides, which she hand-selected, to make Trump jealous. She said she needed their help getting around because the floors inside the Capitol were “too slippery.”
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In a statement, Trump’s latest spokesperson, Liz Harrington, called Grisham’s book “another pitiful attempt to cash in on the President’s strength and sell lies about the Trump family.”
Harrington also called Grisham “a disgruntled former employee” and said her publishers “should be ashamed of themselves for preying on desperate people who see the short-term gain in writing a book full of falsehoods.”
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Max
She said she needed their help getting around because the floors inside the Capitol were “too slippery.”
what is wrong with her? she could just walk more slowly and shuffle along, just like her husband.
GayEGO
Well, that Orange manure is kind of stinky! :>)
Bengali
I wonder how many military men Melanoma spread for. As Trump was traveling w/o her frequently I would guess it happened on many occasions. Good for her, despite being the heartless b*tch that we all know she is.
barryaksarben
Im sure the floors were slippery from the trump family slime living there. She was on her knees so much of her life it shouldnt have bothered her to slide on her kneepads. You know she wasnt serious about any of those hot guys cuz they dont have the money she looks for in a spouse. Im sure they didnt stick it too her as there is only so much service they can provide. ANy gay guy would have serviced them and they would havent had to sleep with this alien. We are human while she is nothing but greed in “come FK me heels”
Cam
“”She writes that Melania was genuinely bothered by her husband’s family separation policy and wanted to see for herself what was happening down at the border, but “for reasons that still remain a mystery, she’d ordered the $39 Zara jacket online.”””
Translation, the author doesn’t like Trump and is trying to help Melania rehab her image. Melania wasn’t “disturbed” by what was happening at the boarder, and she, somebody who normally wears coats coasting thousands specifically ordered a $39.00 coat from a story she never shopped in for the trip.
Don’t even try to pretend that wasn’t Melania’s intention the entire time.
HankHarris
LOL ‘model’
Mack
Re: “Pole Dancer”
Doug
I have to agree with a comment someone posted a week or so ago. Why bother to purchase the book when I can read all the juicy stuff online first?
YourAffectionateDad
I want hot military men too.
preppyesque
Me TOO! Like a platoon.
GayEGO
Well! Melaria wants to hold her self high above Trump!
AxelDC
Why are you reporting on this horrible woman?
barryaksarben
None of the trump mob can be trusted. They will strike the minute you stop watching them. We must be diligent and never forget or forgive these pigs
toddlicious
Nobody here cares
rickywintour
Speak for your self grandpa, people here care and obviously you do too.
justyouandi
Or maybe Stephanie Grisham is lying so she can make a lot of money and become famous.
daddytop
Then where is Malaria’s lawsuit? You know suing is the Trump way. Why isn’t she suing Stephanie? Because it’s all true.
ScottOnEarth
Um, we ALL know Melanie wasn’t a model. She’s a low-rent call-girl. And, even though I love any effort to show the hideous trumps as the disgusting, vile things they are, I wouldn’t waste a penny or a minute on any book written by someone who used to work for them. They’re all repulsive.
tmball13
Well I don’t know about y’all but I feel plum sorry for our first completely classless and ignorant first “lady.” I wonder if the military guys had to help her change Donald’s diapers? Has it ever dawned on anyone that we know he was loading up his depends and I can NOT imagine that he would be bothered to clean himself!
storm45701
It was revealed last year that Trump has his henchman, Keith Schiller, clean up his fecal messes and change his diaper. Schiller was the head of Trump’s security before the White House, and also took on a White House role when the orange turd became President. Trump’s show “The Apprentice” became known as the “shitshow” because of Trump’s habit of shitting his pants on set.
SDR94103
she’s such a nasty lizard.
stanhope
She’s too clever to give it up but i am quite sure she gave plenty of Sharon Stone action while sucking on a vanilla milkshake
mateo
Actually, I would imagine that one would be hard-pressed to find THE handsomest military aides among the men who are assigned to the WH. My guess is that they’re all quite hot. Corbin-Fisher or Sean Cody-type material.
Max
they’re all man candy for her to do her “rotary phone dialing exercises”
Joseph1971
Oh I like that analogy. Too bad we can’t use some of their facial images in a military uniform. Sean Cody and Corbin Fischer are too of the most litigious adult video producers and will sue you if you attempt to download their videos from torrents. Better have a VPN,,,,,,and getting back to Melania, are they still claiming she graduated from college in her native country – because they contacted that university and she never completed her studies. She was NEVER some top super model, more like print and some run way work for designers that never sold a collection during any NYC event.
Lobeskc
I find it so odd that as much as the Trump family, including Melania are allegedly hated by the masses, the media can’t stop talking about them. I for one found her fascinating as a First Lady and loved her style. To each their own.
daddytop
HER style? Trump’s money BOUGHT that style. Malaria’s style is to go nude.
joxx67
C U Next Tuesday Melania!
OhPlease
Meoooowwwww!!!!!!! Shiver me timbers! An attractive, middle aged woman who wears muumuus and slippers on a private jet, uses younger alpha males to make her elderly husband she clearly hates and married for money jealous, acts spiteful when she has to go to work and generally makes no effort to suck up for public appeal? Holy shit, that’s half the trophy wife bitches in West Palm Beach? ! I ask myself more and more everyday who funds this site and if you are getting kickbacks, because the word in newsrooms and on the street is that they are dumping these tidbits because the book is expected to get remaindered quickly. There is little presale interest, virtually no press interest outside of the major social engineering sites and it was apparently so poorly written that the publisher tried to stop publication. Just another squirrel trying to grab a nut.
daddytop
Kickbacks? LMAO@U If there were “little interest” as you say, the publisher would not have taken the book to print.
Joseph1971
No that book is going to print, NDA’s don’t apply and it will be published. Sorry but there is more to come on that piece of euro-trash that is married to number 45. You actually sound like some of those South Florida housewives you reference.
redzebra1
All petty stuff. It sounds true. But no real ‘scandals’ yet. IF she has any she can submit them to the 6 of Jan coup committee! EASY