Megan Wallent Will Be Free

Microsoft GM To Transition

There’s a transition happening over at Microsoft! The computer company’s general manager Michael Wallent will undergo surgery to become Megan Wallent, his long hidden and distinctly feminine self.

Says Valleywag:

He came out to colleagues as transgender last month, first in person and then by email. Wallent says he encountered nothing but support — mixed, of course, with some awkward curiosity.

That curiosity stems, of course, from the computer nerds’ realization that they’ll finally get some new masturbatory material.