One of our best friends is a Christmas fanatic. He’s always the first to have the tree up, last to put it down and spends all the time in between yelling at his two cats who use it as a place to hide, thing to knock over, claw at, etc… Whenever we hear Sufjan Steven’ “Put the Lights on the Tree”, we think of him.
Morning Aural: Sufjan Stevens
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What state-obsessed Jesus-freak indie superstar who has been dodging gay rumors for years was spotted by xx at a gay bar last night, hanging out with a big posse of “supersexy” ‘mos? At first xxx didn’t think anything of it…until a bar employee began making the rounds and collecting a fee for people who were planning on staying to watch “Thug Dancer Night.” xxx called it quits, but this musician with a penchant for epic titles and woodwind instruments was very excited to pay up to see the well-endowed men shake their business in his face. We knew he loved flutes from his orchestral arrangements…but now we know he loves flutes…in his mouth…that are shaped like penises.