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(Please? Even a treasure-trail would be nice! The last two Months that have been just four or five Morning Goods guys who weren’t wedded to their razors.)
Hairy guys aren’t any more real men than guys without…it’s just YOUR preference. I still think they should put up a poll to see what the readership says, Japhy.
Btw, I’m not smooth, and I think he’s gorgeous. If he were my mechanic, I’d start sabotaging my car.
@hardmannyc: Nothing particularly remarkable about that either. He needs to pour milk or beer all over himself if they want me to raise an eyebrow at boring-ass pics like these.
@Mike: some hair occasionally would be nice. Like I said before, there’s been just four or five guys on Morning Goods who have had any hair below the neck in the last couple of months. 5 out of 45, and that’s counting the naturally-smooth guys where you can just about see their treasure-trail.
I have nothing against shaved guys (Von Legend, Luke Guldan, Dominic Figlio, yummy!) and I’d be complaining just as much if there weren’t any. As they say, “variety is the spice of life” – and it seems that Morning Goods is at risk of becoming repetitive. A bit like my complaining about the general lack of fur 😉
I’m not usually not into hairless guys but this one is dreamy. In a complicated world it is nice to start the day with something very simple. The pleasure of looking at a cute guy in his undies. Life is about the simple pleasures sometimes.
So sick of these fat bears, and their hair = masculine bullshit. Go fuck sasquatch or yourselves. Excessive bodyhair is gross and completely unneccessary in the post neolithic era.
Having said all of that, this guy is fucking boring, and these pictures suck ass.
@afrolito: A happy person would not have written that post. Perhaps you should check yourself and not be so hard on others and try to enjoy life a little more.
Please don’t try to analyze me based on a post you didn’t appreciate. I’m a lot happier than you can imagine, and life is pretty good. Especially this morning.
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Wolf
Meh
tavdy79
Three little letters:
F
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(Please? Even a treasure-trail would be nice! The last two Months that have been just four or five Morning Goods guys who weren’t wedded to their razors.)
thatguyfromboston
The briefs are turible! what’s in them? gorgeous.
hardmannyc
Straight, tight-thin, hairless blond Minnesotan in his underwear. Nothing wrong with that.
Stee
Yeah, us hairy guys are sexy too! I LOVE BODY HAIR!!!! I love mine, I love it on other guys. HAIRY guys are REAL MEN!!!!
Nick
Hairy guys aren’t any more real men than guys without…it’s just YOUR preference. I still think they should put up a poll to see what the readership says, Japhy.
Btw, I’m not smooth, and I think he’s gorgeous. If he were my mechanic, I’d start sabotaging my car.
Jack
@Nick: He certainly put up MY poll…
ksu499
He’s hot. And best of all, he smiles. No pouty face.
Mike
I’ve said it before- what do these annoying hair-freaks want, a goddamn Yeti?
No, this guy does not ‘need’ hair. It’s your preference, and that’s dandy.
However, ‘what YOU prefer’ is not equal to ‘required.’
And I’m also really tired of their ‘real men’ argument. Way to display your own personal hangups, dude.
jake
gorgeous
benwa
I wanna see cuter underwear! that’s not dawned by someone needing to eat, has little hair, a shaved head, tats, and brown in color. LOL
oneway
Holy jeebus this one is hot.
peet
@Mike: It seems that yes, a yeti is what’s called for. They ain’t clamoring for ‘fur’ for nothing.
Darth Paul
@hardmannyc: Nothing particularly remarkable about that either. He needs to pour milk or beer all over himself if they want me to raise an eyebrow at boring-ass pics like these.
ILOVEZ
He is so perfect!
tavdy79
@Mike: some hair occasionally would be nice. Like I said before, there’s been just four or five guys on Morning Goods who have had any hair below the neck in the last couple of months. 5 out of 45, and that’s counting the naturally-smooth guys where you can just about see their treasure-trail.
I have nothing against shaved guys (Von Legend, Luke Guldan, Dominic Figlio, yummy!) and I’d be complaining just as much if there weren’t any. As they say, “variety is the spice of life” – and it seems that Morning Goods is at risk of becoming repetitive. A bit like my complaining about the general lack of fur 😉
dvlaries
He IS big. It’s the pictures that got small.
gayleefwd
Minnesotan is the proper spelling…
getreal
I’m not usually not into hairless guys but this one is dreamy. In a complicated world it is nice to start the day with something very simple. The pleasure of looking at a cute guy in his undies. Life is about the simple pleasures sometimes.
Suburban
very nice chest and looks great in those tiddy whities.
afrolito
So sick of these fat bears, and their hair = masculine bullshit. Go fuck sasquatch or yourselves. Excessive bodyhair is gross and completely unneccessary in the post neolithic era.
Having said all of that, this guy is fucking boring, and these pictures suck ass.
petted
Kind of sad there aren’t any shots of him doing a tune up cause grease monkeys are fun 😉
Chris
what a nice! little ass he has
matt (the other other one)
@afrolito: A happy person would not have written that post. Perhaps you should check yourself and not be so hard on others and try to enjoy life a little more.
afrolito
@matt (the other other one):
Please don’t try to analyze me based on a post you didn’t appreciate. I’m a lot happier than you can imagine, and life is pretty good. Especially this morning.
I stand by what I said.
cruiser
@Darth Paul: pour beer all over himself? that’s alcohol abuse! Although I wouldn’t mind being the “glass”