One Bad Mother…Shut Your Mouth! — We’re Just Talkin’ ’bout a Mother’s Day Gift Guide

Joan Crawford, Mommie Dearest

Sure things may have gotten out of hand every now and then between Christina and Mommie Joan, but you’ve got to treat a star like a star. Even when that star’s your mother.

What to get the mother of all movie stars? 


Perhaps a closet organizer.

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  • Jackhoffsky

    The only flowers I’m giving my mother is for her gravestone.

  • boring

    I was just at a discount store, and they had a Mother’s Day-themed basket that included Godiva Chocolate, Chamomile tea, a bottle of wine and a copy of Blue Valentine on DVD. Whoever made that basket either never saw the movie, or is the meanest, most hilarious motherfucker in all the land.

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