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One Bad Mother…Shut Your Mouth! — We’re Just Talkin’ ’bout a Mother’s Day Gift Guide

Mama Rose, Gypsy

Her enthusiasm may get the best of her sometimes, but Mama Rose just wants the best for her kids and she’ll sacrifice everything to get it. Of course she’ll let ’em know that she has at any chance she gets.

What to get the mama who just wants to smell the roses?


Just give her a shot.

    • Jackhoffsky

      The only flowers I’m giving my mother is for her gravestone.

      May 11, 2013 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring

      I was just at a discount store, and they had a Mother’s Day-themed basket that included Godiva Chocolate, Chamomile tea, a bottle of wine and a copy of Blue Valentine on DVD. Whoever made that basket either never saw the movie, or is the meanest, most hilarious motherfucker in all the land.

      May 11, 2013 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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