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Musto Makes Great Marilyn

By Andrew Belonsky March 5, 2008 at 8:03am · 11 comments

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The wait is over, readers! We’re sure you’ve all been itching to see Michael Musto doing Lindsay Lohan doing Marilyn Monroe. Well, here are the shot, courtesy the Village Voice.

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11 Comments

  • Charley

    I know it’s about camp and having fun, but that woman’s (MM) life was tragic. Her fame has left a trail of sorrow and a death wish to those who copy her, namely, Anna Nicole Smith. Yes, there will be more silicone blonde’s biting the dust in the same way, and Larry King will swoon. Insane.

    March 5, 2008 at 9:03am
  • Woof

    Ish

    March 5, 2008 at 9:03am
  • Dr. Johnny

    what a goof on Lindsy — all is a nice tribute to MM — no dis-respect meant — but no matter who tries to imitate MM, no one can — she is an orginal and has stayed the course of time, and that is the test of a great artist.

    Nice goof Michael — your about as close to the real MM image as the Lindsy attempts !!

    March 5, 2008 at 10:03am
  • jj

    Great now I have gouge out my eyes, thanks a lot.

    March 5, 2008 at 11:03am
  • lizzyrampage

    Yikes. A chilling “what if”. Are you paying attention, Daniel Nardicio? Don’t waste this idea as a theme for one of your bulldog gin-soaked d card parties; drinking strong alcohol is about the only thing these photos make me want to do. Which makes it the perfect pin-up set for bars and nightclubs everywhere.

    March 5, 2008 at 11:03am
  • Jason

    Somewhere Rudy Giuliani is absolutely seething and green with envy that Musto beat him to it.

    March 5, 2008 at 12:03pm
  • Xylitol

    Who is Michael Musto? I thought these were pictures of Sherry Vine.

    March 5, 2008 at 12:03pm
  • hells kitchen guy

    I’m throwing up in my mouth a little bit.

    March 5, 2008 at 1:03pm
  • alan brickman

    these pictures prove that the one and only Marilyn still kicks ass…

    March 5, 2008 at 10:03pm
  • [email protected]

    Musto’s not quite as gross as you might think.

    March 6, 2008 at 12:03am
  • SeaFlood

    I must quote Kevin Aviance, “Bitch, you look FIERCE!”

    March 8, 2008 at 3:03am

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