Everyone’s been talking about Nancy Reagan. And it’s, well, kinda awkward for a lot of reasons. Let’s dive into this, shall we?
Rumors first began swirling over the weekend that the former FLOTUS, who died in 2016, was known for allegedly giving the best blowjob on the MGM lot during her acting days. Not only that, but she gave them out quite liberally.
Related: Nancy Reagan Abandoned Her Friend Rock Hudson As He Was Dying Of AIDS
It all started when Abigail Shapiro, the sister of antigay podcaster Ben Shapiro, tweeted a “trashy” photo of singer and HIV/AIDS activist Madonna next to a “classy” photo of Reagan, who famously turned a blind eye to the AIDS crisis in the 1980s, along with the caption, “This is Madonna at 63. This is Nancy Reagan at 64. Trashy living vs. Classic living. Which version of yourself do you want to be?”
How about we take this to the next level?
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This is Madonna at 63. This is Nancy Reagan at 64.
Trashy living vs. Classic living.
Which version of yourself do you want to be? pic.twitter.com/Gj5M0Gqr5w
— Classically Abby (@classicallyabby) December 9, 2021
This prompted people to go digging into Nancy’s past, where it didn’t take long for them to uncover the BJ stuff.
Vice reports:
As spotted in June by the Washington Babylon, an unauthorized biography of Nancy published in 1992 noted that Nancy “was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex…not only in the evening but in offices. That was one of the reasons that she was very popular on the MGM lot.” Another source is quoted in that book as saying Nancy tagged along with friends on trips to Arizona; her guy friends would pick up girls at Arizona State University, and Nancy “entertained them orally” on those road trips. A Village Voice article from 1998 also referenced the biography, and noted that Nancy “was known to give the best blowjob in town.”
(For the record: There’s nothing wrong with giving lots and lots of blowjobs. If that’s your thing, we say go for it!)
Anyway, for the past several days now, this is all anyone’s been talking about…
Nancy Raegan's grandkids logging onto twitter finding out why she trending pic.twitter.com/Sjih8XxSMj
— I'm Ron Burgundy? (@Mh1913Myles) December 11, 2021
If i was monica lewinsky and spent half my life getting made fun of for sucking some dick only for nancy reagan to fly under the radar until they invented sex positivity and throat GOATs i would go postal
— mr. rager’s neighborhood (@lilgrapefruits) December 14, 2021
RuPaul: How’s your head?
Nancy Reagan: pic.twitter.com/msps4tenre
— Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi) December 16, 2021
I just don’t think we should demonize Nancy Reagan for her one good quality.
— Louis Festival of Lights-man (@LouisPeitzman) December 11, 2021
Nancy Reagan when asked about the AIDS crisis pic.twitter.com/5TXotkHn7K
— Jacob | ?????, MA (@Dbazed_) December 12, 2021
I can't believe what I just read about #NancyReagan. That just blows my mind. ?
— Julius Kim (@Julius_Kim) December 13, 2021
Undergoing an experimental procedure to permanently remove the phrase "Nancy Reagan Throat Goat" from my brain pic.twitter.com/FXdRY6t04I
— Rob (@robrousseau) December 11, 2021
When Nancy Reagan was 63, she was an accomplice in the deaths of thousands due to AIDS, as her husband engaged in murderous willful neglect.
— Michelangelo Signorile (@MSignorile) December 11, 2021
Nancy Reagan turned her back on her own friends who were dying of AIDS, because her husband believed the “plague” was called down by God on gays for illicit sex.
So no, she’s getting these jokes hand-delivered to the bowels of hell if necessary https://t.co/s5gMZJvAn0
— Brother Q (FKA Andray Domise) (@andraydomise) December 13, 2021
We’ve gotta say that this whole thing is just weird and we’re not entirely sure how we feel about it TBH. But it’s a thing that’s happening in the world right now, so we’re obligated to report on it.
The Reagan Foundation has not issued any comment on the matter.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
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radiooutmike
That unauthorized biography came out in 1992. So everyone who is amazed must be under 29?
Phillip
This is the first I’ve heard of her extra circular activities and I’m a septuagenarian.
JeffBaker
Yeah, I remember hearing the Nancy B. J. stories decades ago!
marshal phillips
Reagan Foundation: “Nancy was an accomplished oralist with her lips.”
barryaksarben
Kitty Kelley’s book gave names of Nancy’s gay or bi boyfriends she dated and had sex with in Chicago before going to Hollywood. She was a tramp just like most right wing women who lie and change their personal histories to be squeeky clean madonnas. I am 65 and know the dirty past of a number of my school friends who are now very very uptight married ladies
Fahd
A real shocker (I haven’t seen the unauthorized biography), but if true, it explains her otherwise inexplicable success, especially her snaring of Reagan.
Sqwoah
I have a lot more respect for Nancy Reagan than Madonna.
Vince
I think you lost your way. Breitbart and Fox News is that way…
mateo
Mega meh. Any gay man worth his salt will say that HE gives the best blowjobs in the Universe. Yeah, including me! Nancy Davis-Reagan would have a long way to go, I’m sure, to match my talent! Possibly back in the ’40s and ’50s it was harder for str8 men to find an attractive starlet who was willing to give head, and that could be the source of her “GOAT” reputation.
SamB
LOL like Madonna didn’t easily win bj queen in this contest.
Openminded
Queerty, you should be better than this. Let’s leave the women alone.
jayceecook
Like she left her supposedly Close, personal friend to die from HIV/AIDS? Like how she left thousands of gay and bi men to die undignified deaths because she chose Jesus and her husband’s anti-LGBTQ+ politics?
Why does she deserve more respect than the men who suffered during her husband’s administration when she could have put in the bare minimum effort to help the HIV pandemic? Sorry. This b*tch doesn’t sh*t. I’d spit on her grave if I could.
Vince
jayceecook
She also became a big supporter of stem cell research for Alzheimer’s. It’s funny how Republicans always change their right wing views when it suits them.
Anyways, FUC* that C*nt. Now she’s blowing Satan. Good for her.
Openminded
Please note that I said “women”. I didn’t defend either one, I just don’t see the need in making anyone look bad in the name of making someone else look better. Both these women have regretful actions in their past, but it’s their past not ours.
jayceecook
@OpenMinded I do apologize for not reading your comment correctly. Though not what I said.
aka_Buzz
A BJ from Nancy?
Just say no.
Prax07
She’s STILL alive? I thought she died like a decade ago at least.
Heywood Jablowme
Try reading it, she died in 2016
gus.lightner
Who cares? Honestly Qweerty you all must be getting desperate for news feed.
An old lady. Giving blow jobs 80 years ago. You call something worth a headline ?
Chrisk
Maybe if you’d learn to read then you’d know that this was just a response from a comparison of Nancy to Madonna as a whore. You know. Hypocrisy.
peacefulruffneck
Who cares ?
wikidBSTN
Who cares? People who don’t like hypocrisy – especially from those in power. That’s who cares.
wikidBSTN
Did Nancy Reagan star in “BJ and the Bear”?