Everyone’s been talking about Nancy Reagan. And it’s, well, kinda awkward for a lot of reasons. Let’s dive into this, shall we?
Rumors first began swirling over the weekend that the former FLOTUS, who died in 2016, was known for allegedly giving the best blowjob on the MGM lot during her acting days. Not only that, but she gave them out quite liberally.
It all started when Abigail Shapiro, the sister of antigay podcaster Ben Shapiro, tweeted a “trashy” photo of singer and HIV/AIDS activist Madonna next to a “classy” photo of Reagan, who famously turned a blind eye to the AIDS crisis in the 1980s, along with the caption, “This is Madonna at 63. This is Nancy Reagan at 64. Trashy living vs. Classic living. Which version of yourself do you want to be?”
This is Madonna at 63. This is Nancy Reagan at 64.
Trashy living vs. Classic living.
Which version of yourself do you want to be? pic.twitter.com/Gj5M0Gqr5w
— Classically Abby (@classicallyabby) December 9, 2021
This prompted people to go digging into Nancy’s past, where it didn’t take long for them to uncover the BJ stuff.
As spotted in June by the Washington Babylon, an unauthorized biography of Nancy published in 1992 noted that Nancy “was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex…not only in the evening but in offices. That was one of the reasons that she was very popular on the MGM lot.” Another source is quoted in that book as saying Nancy tagged along with friends on trips to Arizona; her guy friends would pick up girls at Arizona State University, and Nancy “entertained them orally” on those road trips. A Village Voice article from 1998 also referenced the biography, and noted that Nancy “was known to give the best blowjob in town.”
(For the record: There’s nothing wrong with giving lots and lots of blowjobs. If that’s your thing, we say go for it!)
Anyway, for the past several days now, this is all anyone’s been talking about…
Nancy Raegan's grandkids logging onto twitter finding out why she trending pic.twitter.com/Sjih8XxSMj
— I'm Ron Burgundy? (@Mh1913Myles) December 11, 2021
If i was monica lewinsky and spent half my life getting made fun of for sucking some dick only for nancy reagan to fly under the radar until they invented sex positivity and throat GOATs i would go postal
— mr. rager’s neighborhood (@lilgrapefruits) December 14, 2021
RuPaul: How’s your head?
Nancy Reagan: pic.twitter.com/msps4tenre
— Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi) December 16, 2021
I just don’t think we should demonize Nancy Reagan for her one good quality.
— Louis Festival of Lights-man (@LouisPeitzman) December 11, 2021
Nancy Reagan when asked about the AIDS crisis pic.twitter.com/5TXotkHn7K
— Jacob | ?????, MA (@Dbazed_) December 12, 2021
I can't believe what I just read about #NancyReagan. That just blows my mind. ?
— Julius Kim (@Julius_Kim) December 13, 2021
Undergoing an experimental procedure to permanently remove the phrase "Nancy Reagan Throat Goat" from my brain pic.twitter.com/FXdRY6t04I
— Rob (@robrousseau) December 11, 2021
When Nancy Reagan was 63, she was an accomplice in the deaths of thousands due to AIDS, as her husband engaged in murderous willful neglect.
— Michelangelo Signorile (@MSignorile) December 11, 2021
Nancy Reagan turned her back on her own friends who were dying of AIDS, because her husband believed the “plague” was called down by God on gays for illicit sex.
So no, she’s getting these jokes hand-delivered to the bowels of hell if necessary https://t.co/s5gMZJvAn0
— Brother Q (FKA Andray Domise) (@andraydomise) December 13, 2021
We’ve gotta say that this whole thing is just weird and we’re not entirely sure how we feel about it TBH. But it’s a thing that’s happening in the world right now, so we’re obligated to report on it.
The Reagan Foundation has not issued any comment on the matter.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.