New iPhone Offers 5 Megapixel Camera For Insanely Detailed Grindr Profile Photos

The Engadget iPhone liveblog is secreting Apple’s secrets for the fourth coming of techno-Jesus, and it will have lots of nifty things you’ve been longing for (and things you didn’t know you wanted), like increased battery life, multi-tasking, HD video recording, 3-D imaging, a LED flash, and a front-facing camera. Best of all, it’s 24 percent thinner than its predecessor, and the gays all know slimness alone is worth paying full price for the new toy.

But you tell us: What’s new feature are you salivating over the most?

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