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New iPhone Offers 5 Megapixel Camera For Insanely Detailed Grindr Profile Photos

The Engadget iPhone liveblog is secreting Apple’s secrets for the fourth coming of techno-Jesus, and it will have lots of nifty things you’ve been longing for (and things you didn’t know you wanted), like increased battery life, multi-tasking, HD video recording, 3-D imaging, a LED flash, and a front-facing camera. Best of all, it’s 24 percent thinner than its predecessor, and the gays all know slimness alone is worth paying full price for the new toy.

But you tell us: What’s new feature are you salivating over the most?

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6 Comments

  • SSCHIEFRSHA

    I’m looking forward to my Apple stock soaring even higher LOL!

  • Rob

    Still don’t care, still not buying one.

  • Jason Bell

    Are you still stuck with ATT?

  • 7

    It looks nice, but I’m not due for an upgrade till next year, at which point I may consider this one, even if I know there’ll be a 5.0 out then.

  • SouLKid

    meh — Couldn’t be bothered.

  • Fitz

    AT&T doesn’t work here. I can’t even consider an iPhone at this point.

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