We can’t help but feel a wee bit sorry for Jerry Falwell Jr.’s former Miami pool boy, Giancarlo Granda. The poor guy appears to be an innocent bystander in the sex scandal currently plaguing the antigay Christian extremist and Trump devotee.
This week, the 20-something Georgetown University student had to put out a statement saying he doesn’t know anything–nothing, nada–about those “racy” photos of Falwell Jr. that everyone’s been talking about. He also asked people to stop calling him a “pool boy,” as he finds the term demeaning.
Related: Jerry Falwell Jr.’s former pool boy says he doesn’t know anything about those x-rated photos
Granda’s attorney, Aaron Resnick, told Miami New Times that his client has “no idea about the alleged ‘personal photographs’” of Falwell Jr. and that he definitely isn’t the person who tried blackmailing the evangelical leader, adding that any reports suggesting otherwise are “absolutely false.”
Meanwhile, an attorney for the Falwells has called the whole story “not accurate” and insists “there are no compromising or embarrassing photos of Falwell, period!”
But the statements have done little to quell the chatter on Twitter.
Here’s what people are saying…
Jesus loves me, this I know, because Jerry Falwell Jr may have sent the pool boy some dick pics yo.
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) May 7, 2019
From what I’ve read, it sounds like Jerry Falwell Jr paid a 21 year old pool boy, 2 million dollars to have sex with his wife, while Jerry watches. Either that or it was a threesome.
— Jeremy Williams ? (@Metalyger) May 8, 2019
I can’t help wondering who enjoyed the “friendship” with the pool boy more. Falwell or his lovely wife.https://t.co/V5URjQ86Vg
— Karoli (@Karoli) May 7, 2019
Mmmmhmmm, I reckon the Bible says one man ought not lay with another. But if a man lays with his wife and a pool boy…and his wife takes pictures of him making out with the pool boy…well, I reckon the Good Lord probably thinks that’s okay….mmmmhmmm. pic.twitter.com/9gb1Q0KPWf
— Squadron Leader Bradlee Pittiful (@GeeBee70) May 9, 2019
1. Pool boy had photos of himself with Jerry Falwell, Jr. and wife;
2. Falwell calls Cohen to fix it;
3. Cohen flies to FL to talk w/ pool boy’s attorney who then claim all photos were destroyed;
4. Falwell endorses Trump;
Cohen still has 1 photo https://t.co/gRlObQlXri
— LiA (@LibsInAmerica) May 7, 2019
Here are some more…
Need a new pool boy, deviant? pic.twitter.com/Tn6NtBPzQe
— MattKetchup4 (@MKetchup4) May 8, 2019
Good move by the writers, as the drama threatened to get bogged down in legalistic disputes over who can testify to Congress when, to introduce the Jerry Falwell Jr. racy photos device, nicely foreshadowed last season by the inconclusive pool boy story.
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) May 7, 2019
Does your beard hide your shame or your pool boys’ DNA?#FakeChristian
— littlehawk~Facts.Still.Matter. (@littlehawk463) May 9, 2019
You’re not suggesting that Jerry Falwell Jr and the pool boy were having sex, are you? That’s shocking. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking it.
— Orange Individual 1 (@RickDeckard2049) May 9, 2019
I ?? wanna ?? see ?? the ?? pool ?? boy ?? photos! #jerryfalwelljr #falwell
— Warren Shaver (@WarrenShaver) May 7, 2019
And some more…
But was he a Dancing Pool Boy? pic.twitter.com/gjzxz0wf3N
— Media Meta (@mediametas) May 9, 2019
.@jerryfalwelljr blocked me but I hope he sees this:
I support you, Jerry!
There is NOTHING WRONG with having a threesome with your pool boy
And if you endorsed Trump to get Cohen to suppress photos of it
I understand
Your sexual relationship with him is NOBODY’S BUSINESS
— Jon Cryer (@MrJonCryer) May 8, 2019
I found one of @JerryFalwellJr‘s dick pics. pic.twitter.com/mIxVSpQAYq
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) May 8, 2019
Statement: Jerry Falwell Jr. did not pay money to Michael Cohen but he’s well aware Donald Trump‘s fixer did him a favor & tried to negotiate the return of graphic sexual photos during 2016 campaign. Falwell returned favor dumping Cruz for Trump. Cohen retains one photo as proof.
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) May 9, 2019
I know I shouldn’t take any joy from the whole from the sex pics/pool boy scandal that surrounds Jerry Falwell Jr… but I do. So much delicious joy. Nom-nom-nom.
— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) May 8, 2019
Related: “God, save us!”: Twitter responds to Jerry Falwell Jr.’s x-rated photos scandal
joesmithliberal
This story is very bizarre but after connecting all the dots, it seems like the Fernandez family may have spoken to Cohen. Obviously this is all speculation based off all the reports and Tweets, but it seems like Jesus Fernandez Jr and Sr. should be investigated
I looked into Jesus Fernandez and he changed his name to Gordon Bello. I wonder why he changed his name…
tommyboy5023
Id really like to know what Cohen ‘fixed’ for Shawn Hannity. I hope its something thats shuts him up.
jeff
Wanna bet that the 1 picture that Cohen kept is in those magical mystery boxes in the storage unit at his apartment appears out of the blue?
fur_hunter
Chicka Boom! Chicka Boom! Don’t ya jest luv it!???? Chicka Boom Boom Boom!!!! I just love all the ‘Denials’. Yeah. Shakespeare LIVE. “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
fur_hunter
Falwell, Jr. is such a turd. I hope to God, this just rips is popularity to shit and back.
ShiningSex
CALLING SOMEONE A POOL BOY IS DEMEANING? HOW SO? IT’S A JOB. LIKE BLOWING JERRY FALWELL JR. IS A JOB. A SMALL ONE I’M SURE, BUT A JOB NONETHELESS.
FALWELL IS SO CLOSETED. IT’S KIND OF FUNNY.
kayakriver
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
58m
Great news today: My Administration just secured a historic donation of HIV prevention drugs from Gilead to help expand access to PrEP for the uninsured and those at risk. Will help us achieve our goal of ending the HIV epidemic in America!!
Brian
Yuck. What are Donald Trump’s teeth made out of? Porcelain? Ivory? We can assume it’s one of the cheaper alternatives, like his sheep toupee.
Felecia
Don’t diss the sheep…the wig looks more like an electrified stray cat; the color piss-yellow due to the poor animal losing bladder control as it fried, lol…sorry, PETA….
Felecia
I continue to have no idea why Christians have an issue with homosexuality; Jesus himself hung out with 12 other guys constantly, and his best friend was a female hooker named Mary Magdalene whom was easy to forgive because he had no intention of purchasing her wares anyway, lol…and let’s not forget Ruth and Naomi, the two of them leaving their husbands to start up a roadside homeless shelter for people that society deemed ‘untouchable’; and ran it TOGETHER as equals, minus the hubbies they left in the wheat field. These were MY interpretations of the bible stories shoved upon me as a child, and I still love to debate the ‘Churchies’ to this day to prove otherwise. Yet now I know why Jerry Falwell Sr. was found dead at his desk from a heart-attack, a horrified look on his face; he must’ve accidentally seen the dick-pics sent to Junior’s phone, lol….whoops, and hallelujah, somebody’s got the spirit….!!!
Kangol2
Jesus Christ and the Four Gospels also never once mention homosexuality. NOT ONCE. The anti-gay hysteria is about fear and control.
jcoberkrom
Okay, yah gotta feel a little sorry for junior growing up with a homophobic parent. But at this point in his live there are no excuses.
Kangol2
Hate-spewing Falwell’s going to fall and it won’t turn out well for him. Cohen supposedly kept a photo, so I’m assuming that in a vault or a vault-like cloud storage space somewhere. Open that vault, Mike!
Jackrabbit
Me thinks the lady protest too much!