One Million Moms Ho-Ho-Hopping Mad Over Ellen’s JCPenney Christmas Ad

It wouldn’t be the holiday season without some religious-fueled hatred, now would it?

Enter One Million Moms, the American Family Association’s maternal arm, who had this to say about the completely offensive ad above starring Ellen Degeneres and some ornery elves:

“JCP has made their choice to offend a huge majority of their customers again. Christians must now vote with their wallets. We have contacted JC Penney’s several times in the past with our concerns, and they will not listen. They have decided to ignore our complaints so we will avoid them at all costs.”

Well, since One Million Moms (all 50,000 of them) will be avoiding JCPenney, they can all just huddle into Macy’s where Donald Trump no doubt better represents their particular types of values.