Oh my God – he texted me and he was like, ‘Um, I’m really embarrassed. Some photos are coming out. Just thought I should let you know.’ And I was like, ‘Hmm… right, what were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?’”— Miranda Kerr, when asked to comment on those paddle-boarding shots of ex-husband of Orlando Bloom.
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crowebobby
A beautiful naked young man in a clean, innocent, healthy activity. What’s to be embarrassed about.
graphicjack
@crowebobby: When naked photos of you are plastered all over the Internet without your permission, and everyone is gawking or commenting on them, tell me you won’t be embarrassed or feel violated.
RIGay
@crowebobby: “Seemed like a good idea at the time” just never seems to hold up well.
I kinda feel there was a sense of strong fan-boy fantasy about Orlando ever since his long, blonde wig in LOTR. In this case:
1) It’s Orlando Bloom.
2) It’s Orlando Bloom naked.
3) It’s Orlando Bloom naked, full frontal showing a very nice looking penis.
4) It’s a LOT of Orlando Bloom naked, full frontal, showing a very nice looking penis.
And now we have NEW fantasies to imagine with him! I get the naked part – nice to see a [really nice looking] male totally comfortable in his skin. I think of Ewan McGregor like that.
Now, Kerr’s reaction to being embarrassed… well… her option was to tell him to put some pants on. Really. If you’re gonna be out on a paddleboard with a naked Orlando Bloom… come on.
Brian
Oh, shut up Miranda. You’re a poser, dear.
crowebobby
@graphicjack: Ya, I would probably be embarrassed and I repeat: What is there to be embarrassed about.
michael
Being naked in the water in the summer with good friends is a lovely experience, I have done it many times. Course, I am not famous and no one cared enough to take my picture. It’s just too bad that some desperate loser(s) choose a career that involves exploiting other people’s private moments – they must have small souls and are surely courting bad karma. And, if I were Bloom, no, I would not be embarrassed at all.
dean089
@crowebobby: Well, you know, I mean, he has A PENIS! Like, OMG, he’s a guy and he has a PENIS and everyone knows it because we’ve seen photos of it. If that isn’t reason to be embarrassed I don’t know what is. 😉
don_roberts
I wonder if she was more embarrassed by him being naked or being photographed naked with Katy Perry?
Invert
“What were you thinking?” is what we all wanted to say to Orlando when he got with you, Miranda honey.
MMDD
He has nothing to be embarrassed about. His body looks amazing, and he has a beautiful penis. Nuff said.
DCguy
He isn’t as much in the papers lately, he knows Bieber gets press whenever he is naked. He KNOWS the Paparazzi follow Katie Perry around. Come on, these shots were staged.
LucasH
He has nothing to be embarrassed about! He looks great.
robho3
Must be a slow news day.
michaelj72
I wish I were orlando’s current, or even, ex-
boyfriend that is
Daggerman
…for crying out loud he ought to be grateful for having a frigging penis. Especially one that appears decent in size! What on Earth is he moaning about???