By Queerty Staff · 35 comments· Updated on June 11, 2010
MORNING GOODS — Baptiste Giabiconi is basically Karl Lagerfeld’s lapboy. Karl says jump, Baptiste jumps. Karl says bend over, Baptiste bends over. Karl says put on heels, hold a drink, and pose by the pool, and Baptiste, well, you get the picture.
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Errrrrrrrr. A man in high heels is not a turn on for me. The guy is wearing high heels in pictures #1, 2, 3. He doesn’t look masculine at all. He looks like a drag queen wanna be.
This is typical behavior of most homosexual men wanting to dress up and act like women. Perverted freaks is what they are. Someone need to tell these girly acting men, they will never be women and they should act like men.
Good-looking guy but DANG, why high heels? Not his choice/ fault to wear those shoes. Would like to see him in the hands of a better photog/ stylist.
Nice legs…
@Grace Jones: Thanks for the memories! I’ve “danced” to that song more times than I can remember! Whether or not it was “dancing” was in the eyes of the beholder…………This was before camera-phones & Twitter, so I think there are no photos floating about the internet!
BTW: it’s ‘savoir faire.’ ‘Savior’ is a religious term.
I never did understand the word “shante” but it still sounded great!
Driving down those city streets,
Waiting to get down,
Won’t you get your big machine,
Somewhere in this town?
Now in the parking lot garage,
You’ll find the proper place,
Just follow all the written rules,
You’ll fit into the space.
Pull up to my bumper baby,
In your long black limosine,
Pull up to my bumper baby,
And drive it in between.
Pull up, to it, don’t drive, through it,
Back it, up twice, now that, fit’s nice.
Operate around the clock,
Why don’t you come in?
I’ve got lot’s of space for everyone,
Why don’t you my friend?
(Lines are short),
I’ll pick you up so won’t you please come on,
Shiny sleek machine believe,
It I’ve got to blow your horn.
Pull up to my bumper baby,
In your long black limosine,
Pull up to my bumper baby,
And drive it in between.
Pull up to it, don’t drive through it,
Back it, up twice, now that fits nice,
Race it, straighten it, let me luricate,
Pull up to my bumper baby. (to end)
@Miss James: You sound like a bitter girly acting mixed race negro. There’s a word for you snow queen. Did a white gay man put in your place as they did the negro woman trying to pass for white in the old movie “Immitation of Life”?
@Jesse Helms: I’m digging your work, showing us all the inherent futility of racism, sexism and homophobia by parodying the worst excesses of all three. Far out absurdist work my man!!
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Tackle
I had enough at #13. Im just not diggin the high hills.
OhCharlie
2 each their own….not a fan with guys in high heel shoes….But I will say this much, he is goodlooking and nice bod
Rye
I’m so confused. Just confused about this photo set.
Drew
#13 is actually a full frontal of Baptiste. I wish Queerty would have posted it rather than this edited/blurred one. It’s certainly worth the look!!
Drew
Sorry — #11 is the full frontal one, not 13. Guess I was distracted. 😉
Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
He is an amazingly handsome beauty; wow, just, wow.
Per the high-heels, well, to each his own.
pickles
#15.HUBBA HUBBA!
James_From_The_Great_City_of_Cambridge
He is hot but the heels just kill my erection.
christopher di spirito
The high heels just wrecked it for me. I didn’t look at any of the other pictures after this.
Rick Brannon
What the FUCK is this shit?
Daddy Grace Fish Sandwich
After seeing the first picture with this man in high heels is a turn off for me.
Jon Bon Jovi
Errrrrrrrr. A man in high heels is not a turn on for me. The guy is wearing high heels in pictures #1, 2, 3. He doesn’t look masculine at all. He looks like a drag queen wanna be.
Hilarious
Didn’t move past pic# 1, not into chicks, sorry.
Jesse Helms
This is typical behavior of most homosexual men wanting to dress up and act like women. Perverted freaks is what they are. Someone need to tell these girly acting men, they will never be women and they should act like men.
Bisexual Vampire
LOL@Jesse. Jesse Helms, you are a riot. Have you ever thought about doing a comedy show in Atlantic City?
schlukitz
Jesse Helms = TROLL ALERT
Gregor
Uhhhh. . . no. No. No. No.
jeffree
Good-looking guy but DANG, why high heels? Not his choice/ fault to wear those shoes. Would like to see him in the hands of a better photog/ stylist.
Nice legs…
Jesse Helms
Maybe this Queen plan to run in the D.C. homo high heel race during Holloween this year. LOL
He’s such a sissy in these pictures. I know he get’s fudge pack. He’s definitely a bottom in drag with a little wee wee. LOL
Grace Jones
YOU BETTER WORK MISS THANG!
you better work ( cover girl )
work it girl ( give a twirl )
do your thing on the runway
work ( supermodel… )
you better work it, girl ( …of the world )
wet your lips and make love to the camera
work, turn to the left
work, now turn to the right
work, sashay shante
it don’t matter what you wear
they’re checkin’ out your savior faire
and it don’t matter what you do
cause everything looks good on you …supermodel
you better work ( cover girl )
work it girl ( give a twirl )
do your thing on the runway
work ( supermodel… )
you better work it, girl ( …of the world )
wet your lips and make love to the camera
work, turn to the left
work, now turn to the right
work, sashay shante
i see your picture everywhere
a million dollar derriere
and when you walked in to the room
you had everybody’s eyes on you …supermodel
linda=work mama ! naomi=she is fierce ! christy=foxy lady out of sight
cindy=i can feel it ! claudia=sell the garment ! nikki=work the runway, sweetie
i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante
i have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante
i have one thing to say …you better work, bitch !
counterpoll
@Grace Jones: Thanks for the memories! I’ve “danced” to that song more times than I can remember! Whether or not it was “dancing” was in the eyes of the beholder…………This was before camera-phones & Twitter, so I think there are no photos floating about the internet!
BTW: it’s ‘savoir faire.’ ‘Savior’ is a religious term.
I never did understand the word “shante” but it still sounded great!
Grace Jones
@COUNTERPOLL: PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY
Driving down those city streets,
Waiting to get down,
Won’t you get your big machine,
Somewhere in this town?
Now in the parking lot garage,
You’ll find the proper place,
Just follow all the written rules,
You’ll fit into the space.
Pull up to my bumper baby,
In your long black limosine,
Pull up to my bumper baby,
And drive it in between.
Pull up, to it, don’t drive, through it,
Back it, up twice, now that, fit’s nice.
Operate around the clock,
Why don’t you come in?
I’ve got lot’s of space for everyone,
Why don’t you my friend?
(Lines are short),
I’ll pick you up so won’t you please come on,
Shiny sleek machine believe,
It I’ve got to blow your horn.
Pull up to my bumper baby,
In your long black limosine,
Pull up to my bumper baby,
And drive it in between.
Pull up to it, don’t drive through it,
Back it, up twice, now that fits nice,
Race it, straighten it, let me luricate,
Pull up to my bumper baby. (to end)
counterpoll
“Slave to the rhythm” still is one of my faves. Lady Gaga is channeling Ms Jones energy in her own way. Madonna, Cyndi Lauper etc.
Luricate??
Taylor Siluwé
Yeah, the heels do stand out for me.
Still, for how many of us would it be a deal-killer with the awesomely beautiful man?
Hmmm, just don’t wear them to bed.
alan brickman
He used to be really good looking…Slap that camera out of Karl’s hands now!!!!
WiseUp
The high heels look retarded. I didn’t bother looking past the first pic. (Was it that creepy Karl Lagerfeld who put him in those heels?)
Alex
Love it! Sick!
For gay men the majority of you are pretty stuck in your gender roles; I think the heels are obviously a joke / reference to Helmut Newton!
Nice body but the face is too pretty for me!
Grace Jones
I don’t find this as a good look for this young man.
Jesse Helms
@Grace Jones: No one cares what you think monkey woman. You look like black ugly he she creature Miss Jones. I never liked you music nor you.
james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
Man, Jesse Helms (Jason, Kevin or whatever he’s calling himself on a particular day) is doing some far-out performance art up all over Queerty.
Jesse Helms
@Miss James: You sound like a bitter girly acting mixed race negro. There’s a word for you snow queen. Did a white gay man put in your place as they did the negro woman trying to pass for white in the old movie “Immitation of Life”?
james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
@Jesse Helms: I’m digging your work, showing us all the inherent futility of racism, sexism and homophobia by parodying the worst excesses of all three. Far out absurdist work my man!!
Jesse Helms
@Miss James: I am a WASP. This is something you wish to be, but you will never be. You will always be the spook that sits behind the door. LOL
james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
@Jesse Helms: You go girl, LOL!
Cleo
How much is he being paid cuz it doesn’t look worth it. He’s not in the SS! Just say N-O to Karl Lagerfeld.