If Jared North looks at all familiar, it’s because he’s not above strutting his stuff as a Pit Crew member on RuPaul’s Drag Race.
But now he’s gone all high-end gloss, getting sophisticated snaps photographed by David Wagner and staring at you very coaxingly indeed, pouting with those bee-stung lips as though to say, “Look at me, bitch.” Head here for the full versions.
Glinty-mouthed Hollywood cyborg Tom Cruise took time off from channeling Xenu to give an update on Top Gun 2, the sequel you have no recollection of ever asking for.
WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE: @TomCruise just confirmed that Top Gun 2 is happening! "I’m gonna start filming it probably in the next year". #sun7 pic.twitter.com/X17xvxz4Q4
— Sunrise (@sunriseon7) May 23, 2017
Sia kindly lent her magnificent pipes to the Wonder Woman soundtrack with her strident, stately new single “To Be Human.” We’re sad to report there’s absolutely no mention of satin tights anywhere in her lyrical vision. Shame.
Summer is nigh, and viral videos are in the air. The sprightly young man in this shimmies and shakes like he’s the only one keeping the sun alight, bopping around the pool to the dulcet tones of Britney Spears’ “Mmm Papi.”
It goes a little something like this:
Just what exactly is the beef between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift? Beep-beep, James Corden came tooling into town for a round of Carpool Karaoke, looking for answers — and getting them.
Sort of.
#VIDEO | @katyperry talks about Taylor Swift and their beef #KatyCarpool pic.twitter.com/YkNsZKLi9k
— Katy Perry Pics (@katyspics) May 23, 2017
Troye Sivan and Martin Garrix pair up for “There For You,” a wistful tune about, erm, “smoking cigarettes on balconies,” and everyone feels fake, but then they call you on the telephone and hear you whisper, and they’ll totally be there for you — but there’s a catch: you have to be there for them, too. (Deal breaker.)
And then the swirlybirds do sing:
Jack Meoff
Love Sia – great new song
Top Gun 2 – pass
Billy Budd
Tom Cruise should come out of the closet and instantly go into hiding forever. He should marry Xenu and have many baby ETs with him.
Alan down in Florida
Martin Garrix and Troye Sivan should graduate from music videos to porn. What a pretty pair. And talented too goddamnit.