She's back, bitches

This preview of tonight’s episode of “RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3” will leave you gagging

If your anticipation for tonight’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars  has reached worrisome levels, don’t fret. We have something to quell your cravings, if only for a moment.

Related: The cast of “RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars” Season 3 may have just leaked. Guess who’s back.

Ahead of the premiere, VH1 just released, like, a prelude to the premiere announcement. How sadistic. RuPaul doesn’t reveal the key players, choosing instead to tease, taunt, tantalize — and bring our curiosity to a fever pitch,  leaving us with more questions than answers. Rude.

Perhaps there are clues in her body language? Her raised brow? That sage smirk. Could you somehow sop being such a withholding f’ing b… we mean: give us something, anything… a morsel…

Now the shakes have returned. The tremors. The cottonmouth. And the gagging. We’re clearly quite unwell. And the only thing that can save us from ourselves is the next episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars…

Have at it, bitches (and you can head here to watch the video if the below one isn’t showing up):

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