A 53-year-old man by the name of Michael Dick (pictured) was arrested for allegedly putting on a women’s wig, dropping trou, and masturbating in front of innocent residents of a quaint neighborhood in suburban Oregon, KOIN reports.
Last week, police received reports of a strange, middle-aged man pleasuring himself in an area called Trickle Creek. When officers arrived to investigate, they found Dick, who they say matched the description of the offender.
Witnesses claim the naked, wigged man would drive up them in his Chevy S-10 pick-up before jumping out of the vehicle and frantically pleasuring himself.
After arresting the 53-year-old, authorities searched his house where they found evidence — including a Chevy S-10 truck and a wig — linking him to the incidents.
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Dick, who is a convicted sex offender, has been charged with three counts of public indecency.
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AJ Sarabia
How is someone with no legs able to stalk?
Ira M. Hirsh
What does this have to do with anything gay?
rickhfx
I bet he is str8 !
Aaron Joseph
Bottomless?
crowebobby
Different strokes…
Mr-DJ
Why is this Gay news?
john.k
April 1st?
Jacob23
Oh look! It’s an upstanding member of the “trans community” that tiny group of dysfunctional, mostly-straight people who have decided to attach themselves like leeches to LGB people.
The transgenders had a busy week. Two of them, both fugitives from the law, crashed through the gates of the NSA and got into a fatal gun battle. But my fave trans story was the one about the “transwoman” convicted of possession of, um, animal porn on her phone and on DVDs. This is the SECOND transgender busted for b-porn this year. What was this “woman’s” defense? To paraphrase, she basically told the court “I have sex with a lot of strangers in my van. They tie me up and have sex and then leave. While I was tied up, one of them must have uploaded the b-porn onto my phone. I’m so high all the time, I just didn’t notice.”
Now that’s a true trans activist representing!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2988582/Middle-aged-housewife-takes-phone-repair-reported-police-staff-clips-women-having-sex-horses.html
Oli1023
@Jacob23: are you serious? Being transgender is not synonymous with cross-dressing. For all we know this man could just be into a particular fetish and not trans. You obviously have little to no transgender friends or associates. “Mostly straight”? LOL
Jacob23
Oli1023,
Transgender is an umbrella term and it absolutely includes crossdressers and other people who display unconventional gender expression or whose dress is inconsistent with the gender binary. The term “transgender” excludes people who crossdress as a performance (i.e., drag performers). And yes, transgenders are mostly heterosexual. Although homosexuality might be more prevalent among transgenders than is the case for the general population, most transfolk are not gay and the overwhelming majority of LGBs are not trans. Which is one more reason why “LGBT” is a nonsensical construct.
BTW, I do have trans friends, but that is irrelevant to what we’re discussing. As a matter of sound methodology, you shouldn’t draw statistical conclusions about the trans population based on your current mix of friends.