We should’ve known Riverdale would go out with a bang—or two, or three, or… four.
*Spoilers ahead for the series finale of Riverdale*
The CW’s sexy, modern riff on the classic Archie Comics characters started off as sort of “teen Twin Peaks” and became a cultural phenomenon, and then proceeded to jump every shark imaginable, stretching the bounds of reality to incorporate superpowers, musical episodes, zombies, and time travel. And honestly? It was camp!
But, through it all, Riverdale‘s one constant was its fascination with getting everyone into bed with everyone else, frequently coupling and un-coupling different combinations of characters for the hell of it. In a way, it harkened back to the classic comics, which saw all-American Archie forever torn between blonde girl-next-door Betty and raven-haired rich girl Veronica.
This, in turn, inspired viewers’ tendency to ‘ship different couples, pondering which pairings were “endgame”—who would end up together—a phrase the show itself would occasionally employ, only stoking the fervent fandom.
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So, surely with the finale, Riverdale would give us the long-awaited answers and tell us, once and for all, who was endgame: Was it Archie and Veronica? Betty and Jughead, a.k.a. “Bughead”? Archie and Betty?
Well, touché Riverdale, because they did answer that question after all, and the real “endgame” was the queerest, horniest thing possible.
That’s right: Archie, Betty, Jughead, and Veronica were polyamorous—or, in a “quad,” to use the show’s terminology.
So, how did we get here? Hoo boy, what a loaded question. For six seasons, the show was (more or less) set in present day. But, after an explosion granted some of our characters superpowers—bear with us—their only choice to save the town from a deadly comet was to go back in time to the 1950s, erasing everyone’s memories in the process. Sure!
The finale then opens on that timeline’s Betty (Lili Reinhart) in the present day, now an old, retired writer in her ’80s. While on her deathbed, she’s visited by an angel—who looks an awful lot like Jughead (Cole Sprouse)—who lets her revisit one day of her teen years in an It’s A Wonderful Life sort of way.
Through this plot device, Riverdale then allows itself say goodbye to every major character in the ’50s, telling us how they’d spend the rest of their time in high school, and all about their lives and careers far beyond that.
It’s here that Betty chats with resident Gay BFF Kevin Keller (Casey Cott) who calls out the apparently glaringly obvious fact that she’s been in a “quad” romance with Archie (KJ Apa), Veronica (Camila Mendes), and Jughead. Pretty progressive for them to be so open about it in the ’50s, eh?
Though the show stops just short of indulging in a four-way group sex scene, we do get glimpses of pairings within the quad getting it on: Betty and Archie, Veronica and Jughead, Veronica and Archie, and even Betty and Veronica—a major victory for the many sapphics among Riverdale‘s fandom.
The one very notable exception, of course, is Archie and Jughead. Come on, Riverdale, you couldn’t just pay off seasons-worth of homoerotic tension and just let these two bone? This is pure conjecture, but we wouldn’t be surprised if showing those two hookup was intended, but perhaps one of the actors or the network or someone objected. Alas, we may never know!
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While Jughead’s omnipotent narration tells us that, post-graduation, all four main characters would go off to pursue lives of their own, you’ve gotta respect the show ultimately making its “endgame”—as far as the storyline is considered—a poly relationship. Yup, just four hot, horny people being hot and horny together.
Despite its early status as a blockbuster hit for The CW, it’s fair to say the audience for Riverdale has fallen off in the past few seasons, only really gaining wider attention online when someone would be like, “Hey, remember this show? This is how off the rails it’s gone!”
Still, news of its quad endgame traveled fast, prompting all sorts of hot takes and laughs on Twitter (or X, or whatever we’re supposed to call it). No matter what you thought of the show, the prevailing sentiment toward this final gag seems to be: Well played, Riverdale. Well played.
Check out a few of our favorite reactions below:
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graphicjack
lame for a couple of reasons… 1… of course the lesbian chic of it all having Betty and Ronnie together is a classic straight male fantasy but not having Juggie and Archie bone is weak sauce in 2023.
2. Jughead is pretty clearly asexual in the comics. Or maaaayyybeeee latently gay for Archie, but in no universe do I see him with Betty and especially not with Veronica who he barely tolerates.
The dude playing Archie is sexy, yah, but otherwise, this show was kinda a mess.
Diplomat
Not one gay kiss in the entire show? Too bad, there were some hot guys to be had. Guess they kept that off set.
scotty
did you even watch any of the episodes? obviously not by your uninformed comment.
Diplomat
Instead of being a little bitch why don’t you enlighten instead of being a pompous ass.
scotty
how about no.
Brian
Writing on the entire show seems to be based on the gimmick, “Wouldn’t it be ~crazy~ if….?” After years of ridiculousness, this just makes it seem like two women being together is just as crazy as everything else. I don’t see how this is noble or heroic or progressive. It feels kind of embarrassing.
Openminded
I lost interest in this franchise after 2 seasons. Sounds like the writers kept smoking whatever they were smoking and continued down the path of going where you could least expect the storyline to go.
Proud for them to get 6 seasons out of it, but it was barely my kind of show in the beginning and only continued to drift farther away for me.
PapaBearPgh
Gay BFF Kevin Keller (Casey Cott) did get lots of action for awhile but then I stopped watching when Jugheads Poppa tried to pass the gang torch off to him. Then Archies Poppa died. I wanted to see Kevin Top both Jug and Archie just once!!
MacAdvisor
If I may, not so much Archies Poppa died, but that the actor who played the character, Luke Perry, died. Rather than replace him, a la Bewitched, they killed off the character.
bachy
KJ Apa has always gotten on my last nerve.
AussieNk
It’s hilarious that everyone keeps talking about how the show ended with the main four in a quad…and completely overlooks the fact that not one of the main group even ended up together at all…they were only together like that for their senior year and then all parted ways, literally on graduation night. Honestly completely played into the trope of high school being everyone’s best years…and that the rest of their lives amounted to very little and appeared lonely (honestly Kevin and his guy and Cheryl and Toni got the best edits of all…with the two main gay couples actually being the only ones to last their lifetime). And don’t get me started on the fact that 2023 Riverdale appears decrepit and shut down…which I had thought was the main common theme up until this point…fighting to preserve Riverdale and see it prosper…and yet it ends up a dead town.