Get this: On Earth Day, Twitter user @PissedEgg posted:
@dumptrump33 @realDonaldTrump I hope the Earth opens up a giant sinkhole under Mar-a-Lago ???#EarthDay
— P!ssed Off Egg? (@PissedEgg) April 22, 2017
Exactly one month later, PissedEgg’s Earth Day wish has come eerily true.
This morning, the town of Palm Beach reported that a 4′ x 4′ sinkhole has opened up directly in front of Donald Trump‘s lavish beachfront resort. Utility crews are currently doing an exploratory excavation to determine the cause of the hole.
As soon as the news broke, the Internet was flooded with metaphors for what the sinkhole might mean.
Check out some of the theories…
Trump entered Jerusalem, and immediately a sinkhole opened up in front of Mar-a-lago. That's Indiana Jones movie type shit, right there!
— Eric Schmeltzer (@JustSchmeltzer) May 22, 2017
"Give us a sign, God."
[sinkhole appears in front of Mar-A-Lago]
"Hm, can't be sure that's anything."https://t.co/oTrfQkYBxR
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) May 22, 2017
I'm just dying to hear Pat Robertson's views on the giant sinkhole in front of Mar-a-Lago right after Trump's glowing orb ritual.
— Lisa (@Litzz11) May 22, 2017
Actions have consequences, people. pic.twitter.com/r0LOrGBldy
— Slade Sohmer (@Slade) May 22, 2017
@townpalmbeach @Fahrenthold Mar-a-Lago. Spanish for sinkhole?
— John Kennedy Wallace (@JohnWal90456302) May 22, 2017
Sinkhole Opens Next to Mar-a-Lago in Obvious Sign From Increasingly Irritated God https://t.co/5cg6lAK2vt
— GrrlScientist (@GrrlScientist) May 22, 2017
Trump starts fucking with mystical orbs and the next day a sinkhole opens in front of Mar-a-Lago. He has no idea what he's unleashed.
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) May 22, 2017
Can we get a time stamp on this and the sinkhole opening at Mar-a-lago? pic.twitter.com/n57zX2Ino7
— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 22, 2017
A sinkhole opened up in Mar-a-Lago which means even Florida is trying to get rid of Trump.
— carolyn (@CarolynTheKiddo) May 22, 2017
A sinkhole just opened in front of President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate https://t.co/vlSlzzwBCP THE ORB DEMANDS SACRIFICE
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 22, 2017
@EVNawesome @marciebp @washingtonpost Roger Ailes dies and Mar A Lago has a sink hole opening up in front. Signs, miracles and wonders? Down they all go… #SinkHole
— Adriana (@adriana7077) May 22, 2017
My working theory: It’s a hellmouth, not a sinkhole.
— Jeff LaMarche (@jeff_lamarche) May 22, 2017
@townpalmbeach @Fahrenthold But it is a beautiful sinkhole. The best sink hole in history. A model sinkhole for all future sinkholes.
— John Maguire (@JohnMag99047565) May 22, 2017
Related: 12-second clip of Melania Trump swatting at Donald says it all
A high water table and karst typography statewide make sinkholes possible almost anywhere in Florida, and not uncommon. But the symbolic value is great!
It could only have been better if he had been there at the time it opened up. A great gaping hole to swallow his sorry ass.
“The greatest gaping hole, really great, the best gaping hole in the history of gaping holes.”
Hopefully the next one will occur directly under that monstrosity called Mar-a-Lago. And I’m hoping for a deep one too around 3am.
Mar-a-Pantanosa will be underwater soon, climate denier. The Cosmos has a sense of humor.
Stay at home mom Kelly Richards from New York after resigning from her full time job managed to average from $6000-$8000 a month from freelancing at home… This is how she done it
He must have a church in Mira Lago, because you know that evangelicals love him, and they only love people who are religious.
And he’s at Mira Lago every weekend, never seen in a church outside, so there must be a church hidden inside right????
Either that or evangelicals have finally stopped pretending that religion has anything to do with their support, they love bigotry and hate and don’t care if somebody is religious or not as long as he supports their bigotry.
And, yet, divorce is given a pass. Gandhi: “I love your Christ, I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.”
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