Get this: On Earth Day, Twitter user @PissedEgg posted:
— P!ssed Off Egg? (@PissedEgg) April 22, 2017
Exactly one month later, PissedEgg’s Earth Day wish has come eerily true.
This morning, the town of Palm Beach reported that a 4′ x 4′ sinkhole has opened up directly in front of Donald Trump‘s lavish beachfront resort. Utility crews are currently doing an exploratory excavation to determine the cause of the hole.
As soon as the news broke, the Internet was flooded with metaphors for what the sinkhole might mean.
Check out some of the theories…
Trump entered Jerusalem, and immediately a sinkhole opened up in front of Mar-a-lago. That's Indiana Jones movie type shit, right there!
— Eric Schmeltzer (@JustSchmeltzer) May 22, 2017
"Give us a sign, God."
[sinkhole appears in front of Mar-A-Lago]
"Hm, can't be sure that's anything."https://t.co/oTrfQkYBxR
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) May 22, 2017
I'm just dying to hear Pat Robertson's views on the giant sinkhole in front of Mar-a-Lago right after Trump's glowing orb ritual.
— Lisa (@Litzz11) May 22, 2017
Actions have consequences, people. pic.twitter.com/r0LOrGBldy
— Slade Sohmer (@Slade) May 22, 2017
— John Kennedy Wallace (@JohnWal90456302) May 22, 2017
Sinkhole Opens Next to Mar-a-Lago in Obvious Sign From Increasingly Irritated God https://t.co/5cg6lAK2vt
— GrrlScientist (@GrrlScientist) May 22, 2017
Trump starts fucking with mystical orbs and the next day a sinkhole opens in front of Mar-a-Lago. He has no idea what he's unleashed.
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) May 22, 2017
Can we get a time stamp on this and the sinkhole opening at Mar-a-lago? pic.twitter.com/n57zX2Ino7
— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 22, 2017
A sinkhole opened up in Mar-a-Lago which means even Florida is trying to get rid of Trump.
— carolyn (@CarolynTheKiddo) May 22, 2017
A sinkhole just opened in front of President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate https://t.co/vlSlzzwBCP THE ORB DEMANDS SACRIFICE
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 22, 2017
— Adriana (@adriana7077) May 22, 2017
My working theory: It’s a hellmouth, not a sinkhole.
— Jeff LaMarche (@jeff_lamarche) May 22, 2017
— John Maguire (@JohnMag99047565) May 22, 2017