Mirror, mirror

What if Snow White’s seven dwarves were supersexy beefcake daddies? The answer lies within.

The evil Queen in Disney’s Snow White famously drinks up some infernal concoction to instantly transform herself into an indelibly fierce crone with gnarled hands and the requisite warts.

But what if — what if — the next page in her way-witchy recipe grimoire could similarly transform the seven dwarfs into big burly muscle daddies who want to make the sweetest love to you in the dark bramble of the woods?

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We’d be lying if we said this thought had ever crossed our minds. But then again, we’re not the prolific visual artist Silverjoy, who, judging by his action-packed Instagram portfolio, has got a thing for Snow White’s dwarves, reimagining each with bulging biceps and general swarthiness.

The spellbinding results are below: 

Happy! #sevendwarfs

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Sleepy! #7drawfs

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Bashful! #7drawfs

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Sneezy! #7dwarfs patreon.com/silverjow

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Dopey #7dwarfs

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Beefy Doc #doc #7dwarfs

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Hunky Grumpy 6 more to go, which one you guys wanted to see next? #grumpy #7dwarfs

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2 Comments

  • burningtyger

    Nonsense-parody is protected. Wish they’d get the name right though.

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